Now I’m not saying that Nobbly is a jealous, conniving liar
Nor that he’s overly aggressive and domineering in order to compensate for his small stature.
It’s these guys . . . http://tinyurl.com/9gakybm
The Problems of Being a Short-Arse
17 Comments to “The Problems of Being a Short-Arse”
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I know several six-footers, at least two of whom could easily walk under a snake’s belly wearing a top hat.
The six-footers, I mean, not the snake wearing a top hat.
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Fucked that up, didn’t I !
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Height prejudice raises its ugly head once again!
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It’s apart-height.
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I’m average height, but that extra six inches of blue vein and muscle puts me in the Gentlemen’s League.
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You mean it grows out of the top of your head?
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Keep it under your hat !
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Short people are smarter and live longer…
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Correct.
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Wait… you agree? No one is going to argue with me? That’s a relief.
Usually I find that I can’t post anything without some kind of discussion ensuing among you madhatters.
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We’ll just have to wait and see.
I foresee the winner having a disappointingly unsatisfying experience when gloatingly informing the loser that they’ve lost. -
Did you not speak the truth, my little one?
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“My little one”?
I prefer… Eunice, the scary one.
And, yes, I “spoke” the truth. I just thought someone was going to pointlessly argue with me and throw in completely unnecessary references to sex, reproductive organs, and the like.
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Bollocks.
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Well, it was either that or ‘Grasshopper’.
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Sorry… Given the title, I thought that you were talking to me.
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You might take some comfort that you’re obviously not the only
person of normal heightshortarse around here.
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This should put things into persepective…..
