Wife Denies owning Vibrator

by The Madhatters

Murfreesboro Police were called out to a suspected burglary when a householder returned home and found a vibrator in his bathroom

When he called his wife at her work, she denied the vibrator was hers, whereupon he reported the ‘burglary’ to the police

There was no sign of any forced entry to the apartment, however, nor any sign that anything had been stolen.

The man is gullible baffled, the police are smirking, and the wife is . . . [fill in the blank]

Source – http://tinyurl.com/9yqnf7k

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5 Comments to “Wife Denies owning Vibrator”

  1. …annoyed at ratty for leaving his vibrator behind

  2. … writing a letter to Nurse Shady

  3. … digging up carrots in the garden

  4. … wishing Nobbly would come back

  5. … trying to get it back off her husband. Nurseshady…?

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