Murfreesboro Police were called out to a suspected burglary when a householder returned home and found a vibrator in his bathroom
When he called his wife at her work, she denied the vibrator was hers, whereupon he reported the ‘burglary’ to the police
There was no sign of any forced entry to the apartment, however, nor any sign that anything had been stolen.
The man is gullible baffled, the police are smirking, and the wife is . . . [fill in the blank]
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