A 5’5″ tall short man who was being overlooked by women devised a desperate plan to try and improve his chance of a date – he stole their high heel shoes and dumped them in a local park
[And no, it wasn't our very own pint-sized Nobbly, this particular short-arse lives in Korea]
Source – http://tinyurl.com/bwwslpg
P.S. no word if he had better luck getting his leg over when competing on a more even playing field