Win an iPhone with a Small Penis

by duncanr

Who says size doesn’t matter?

Guys, if you want to win an iPhone in a competition organised by a Danish porn erotica site, post a photo of your erect penis, alongside a tape measure, to the website Singlesex.dk.

The winning dick will be chosen by the sites female members

The man that comes second will win an iPad

Before you get too cocky though, guys – there’s a catch. The competition is for the man with the ‘smallest‘ penis – which kinda rules me out! :lol:

But nevermind, if any of you other Madhatters think you might be in with a chance of winning the competition, be sure to let us know how you got on :wink:

http://tinyurl.com/8ur2567

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3 Comments to “Win an iPhone with a Small Penis”

  1. The smallest, you say?

    DAMN ! Then that rules me out – ha, ha !

    However, a friend of mine . . .

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  2. “The competition is for the man with the ‘smallest‘ penis – which kinda rules me out! ”

    Someone needs to visit the eye doctor

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  3. I suppose it’s better than winning an iPhone with a large one.

    It would poke you in the ear when you tried to make a call.

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