Guys, if you want to win an iPhone in a competition organised by a Danish
porn erotica site, post a photo of your erect penis, alongside a tape measure, to the website Singlesex.dk.
The winning dick will be chosen by the sites female members
The man that comes second will win an iPad
Before you get too cocky though, guys – there’s a catch. The competition is for the man with the ‘smallest‘ penis – which kinda rules me out!
But nevermind, if any of you other Madhatters think you might be in with a chance of winning the competition, be sure to let us know how you got on