Man arrested for Psychic Rape

by duncanr

gurning

I’m c-c-c-oming !

A man in Zimbabwe has been arrested after fellow travellors at a bus terminus became suspicious when they noticed him . . .

sweating and exhibiting an expression synonymous with that of a person engaging in sex while his eyes were glued at the woman who was standing in front of him.

When the man was challenged, the woman in front of him, who had appeared to be in a trance-like state said -

she was having some unusual funny feelings in her private parts.”

Those funny feeling may well have been an . . . unaccustomed draught – she discovered later her knickers had vanished (they were found in a plastic bag the man was carrying)

The man is thought to have used mubobobo on the woman – a black magic practice that allows a man to have sex with a woman without physical contact

Source – http://tinyurl.com/d2wyel2

Hhmm, mubobobo, eh ?

Excuse me for a moment while I check something on Google :oops:

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6 Comments to “Man arrested for Psychic Rape”

  1. What? That’s illegal?!?! :oops:

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  2. This guy’s had more success getting a woman’s knickers off through telekinesis or mubobobo (or what ever you want to call it) than I ever did wining and dining them

    When I think on the sillar I’ve splashed oot ower the years buying a lass a poke o’ chips, smoked sausage, twa pickled eggs, and a can o’ irn bru and got naething back in return, it mak’s me want tae greet :cry:

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  3. For instance, don’t tell her that you’re not a gynaecologist.

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