Canadian police briefly arrested a man for beating the shit out of a hearse with a sledgehammer
He was later released without charge after it was determined the hearse belonged to him; he had arranged for a scrap dealer to come and collect the vehicle; and was just getting a few last licks in before it was taken away
Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/cexg4mh
P.S. wonder if he had been watching re-runs of Fawlty Towers ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv0onXhyLlE