Bungling Beer Burglar Nabbed

by duncanr

loserNow I don’t want to encourage criminal activity amongst madhatters readers – nor am I suggesting our readers are anything other than upright citizens – I am merely pointing out that there are certain ‘ground rules’ it is best to follow if one aspires to be a successful criminal.

‘Success’ in this context I define as escaping detection and apprehension by law officers. A first step in this direction is to avoid leaving any . . . evidence to link you to the scene of the crime. If a getaway car is not available, run like f*ck !

This good advice is too late, of course, to do much good for Kylan Brockhttp://tinyurl.com/8uuezju

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