Now I don’t want to encourage criminal activity amongst madhatters readers – nor am I suggesting our readers are anything other than upright citizens – I am merely pointing out that there are certain ‘ground rules’ it is best to follow if one aspires to be a successful criminal.
‘Success’ in this context I define as escaping detection and apprehension by law officers. A first step in this direction is to avoid leaving any . . . evidence to link you to the scene of the crime. If a getaway car is not available, run like f*ck !
This good advice is too late, of course, to do much good for Kylan Brock – http://tinyurl.com/8uuezju