Women are often described as the weaker sex. This is a nonsense – as any man who has tried to pull a duvet off a sleeping women can testify !
Even in sleep, they will fight tenaciously to retain control of that duvet
If a man is to keep a fair share of the duvet he must employ guile to counter a woman’s strength
And heaven help him from a woman’s fury if he attempts any other means to do so – http://tinyurl.com/b89kvws
I’m laughing! That’s so true!
Faced with this situation, a man of wisdom and foresight will have equipped himself with several elastic luggage straps. He should go immediately to the shed and rummage for half an hour, then realise that they were left in the boot of the car.
With any luck, on his return to the boudoir she will be asleep with approximately 75% of the duvet in her possession.
Go to the wrong side of the bed, and whisper quietly to ask if she’s in the mood. She will then of course roll over, returning the duvet to its just and proper position.
Now creep around to your side of the bed, and attach about half a dozen luggage straps to your side of the duvet, anchoring the free ends to the bed frame on your side.
Honour being now satisfied, you are free to go and get another duvet, and sleep on the floor on your side, leaving her to fight it out with the elastic straps.
Buy another duvet, men.
