Following a plea from the UK Environment Agency to build snowmen to minimise flood damage when the blanket of snow covering the UK begins to thaw – http://tinyurl.com/al68lgp – I set out to do my patriotic duty
Because it promised to be a cold night, I gave him a wee something to keep out the chill
Big mistake
By morning the bottle was empty and he was not just legless, he was aff his heid with the drink too
