Job Vacancy – New Pope Wanted

by duncanr

pope benedictFollowing the resignation of the current occupant, citing ill-health, an unexpected vacancy has arisen within the Roman Catholic Church – http://tinyurl.com/bd25vm7

The position is one of great responsibility but the rewards, too, are great

The salary is generous and includes rent-free accommodation (the successful candidate will be required to relocate to Rome) and a ‘company car’ (with chauffeur)

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The position involves some foreigh travel so applicants will need to possess a valid passport.

A knowledge of Latin and one or more other languages would be useful

Some knowledge of Christian customs and beliefs would also be an advantage

If You meet these criteria, are unmarried, and have experience administering to a flock, the Cardinals in Rome would like to hear from you

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3 Comments to “Job Vacancy – New Pope Wanted”

  1. Hmm, I could be interested.

    I normally do fuck all on Sundays anyway.

    Before I proceed with a formal application, could you elucidate a little on “administering to a flock.” I think this might be my strong point !

    Peace on you all.

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