A 58 yr old prisoner in Shri Lanka has been caught trying to smuggle a cell-phone into prison.
Warders were alerted to the fact he had a phone about his person when they heard a ring tone coming from his arse
A subsequent x-ray showed a cell phone, a charger, and a headset concealed up his bum – http://tinyurl.com/adwvw32
P.S. No report as to what the ringtone was
Anyone suggest a suitable ringtone for the occasion ? 
I’ll start, shall I ?
“Please Release Me”
“You Can’t Stop the Music”
No, not THAT one…
THIS one…
Danger, Danger, Will Robinson… remember “Lost in Space” – and the then imagined height of technological innovation: the smellophone?
“We gotta get out of this place” (The Animals)
4th Movement of Beethoven’s 9th
And by the way, duncanr, don’t think we haven’t noticed: “ring” tone…
Baby Got Back.
