A young man is upset that folk have been denied access to his sperm after it was declared a “bio-hazard”
Marc Bradley Johnson, had toiled for hours filling 68 vials with his semen, which he then microwaved [Pro Tip - no more than 8 secs (for those wishing to try this at home) otherwise the semen froths over the top of the vial] and placed in a refrigerated box for public display.
People viewing his “Still Life’ were invited to take some of his semen home with them – until concerns were raised about the health and safety issues, and the legality, of distributing bio-hazardous material (full details here – http://tinyurl.com/clcan85)
Hhmm, masturbation is an art, eh?
Guess that makes me an “Old Master” 
