Masturbating Artist’s Sperm a Bio Hazard

by The Madhatters

sad spermA young man is upset that folk have been denied access to his sperm after it was declared a “bio-hazard”

Marc Bradley Johnson, had toiled for hours filling 68 vials with his semen, which he then microwaved [Pro Tip - no more than 8 secs (for those wishing to try this at home) otherwise the semen froths over the top of the vial] and placed in a refrigerated box for public display.

People viewing his “Still Life’ were invited to take some of his semen home with them – until concerns were raised about the health and safety issues, and the legality, of distributing bio-hazardous material (full details here – http://tinyurl.com/clcan85)

Hhmm, masturbation is an art, eh?

Guess that makes me an “Old Master” :oops:

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3 Comments to “Masturbating Artist’s Sperm a Bio Hazard”

  1. Excuse me…while I BARF into the nearest trashcan (aka rubbish bin).

  2. reminds me of when I was nursing. A 92 yr old of tremendous character had an operation on his nether region. Whilst I was checking all was well, he said “Ah you might be trying to see it now, but trust me its like that due to over use!”.

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