A recent survey of 1,000 women resident in the UK (I read it in the Mail, so it must be true) found that those who were having frequent sex reported being more happy than women who were getting little or none
The Mail emphasises the health benefits of sex -
It decreases stress, boosts the immune system and gives . . . an important sense of wellbeing.’
It also helps heart health, lowers blood pressure and gives you better self-esteem,
[Hhmph, for years I've been telling woman about the health benefits of frequent sex - and fat lot of good it's done me ]
According to the Mail . . .
20% of the 1,000 respondents to the survey - i.e., 200 – never have sex
Another 10 per cent – i.e., 100 – are making love less than three times a year
Also according to the Mail, fifty nine per cent of women having sex less than once a month said more sex would make them happier - http://tinyurl.com/qd7oz8o
Excuse me a moment . . .
200+100 = 300
59% of 300 = 177
Well, I’ve checked my calendar for the next few weeks – have cancelled or rescheduled some meetings – and have 2 weeks at the beginning of next month when I am free.
So if any of the women in this sample who want more sex would like to email me with their contact details (and a recent photograph) I’ll do my best to satisfy their requirements.
177 is quite a large number, though, and while I will do my best to rise to the occasion, in order to ensure customer satisfaction, I may have to call on the services of my fellow madhatters to assist
[any lady interested will find our charge for this service is quite modest]