And understandably so – some dirty bugger left a big turd on his drive !
He claims a car parked on his drive while the driver nipped into a shop across the road for two tubs of ice-cream. This fact is not in dispute. What happened next is
The man claims a woman got out of the car, crouched down behind it, pulled her knickers down (he got a good view of her bare arse), then pooped on his drive. The woman’s husband, on the other hand, maintains that . . . http://tinyurl.com/panoaua