[Thanks to olphilosophizer for this link]
When his cows’ milk production started to fall off, a farmer installed CCTV cameras to see what was going on.
Turned out the dirty cows were getting too much sex to produce milk (http://tinyurl.com/mcyu236)
P.S. olphilosophizer reckons the deep snow NY State has been experiencing made the sheep hard to find
P.P.S. or maybe the women are just ucking fugly ?