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October 20, 2014

Elderly Man Pulled from Burning House

by duncanr

while neighbours tried to extinguish a house fire with garden hoses, a guy calmly walks into the burning house to rescue an elderly man trapped inside

October 20, 2014

Vorsprung durch Technik

by duncanr

this German engineer has way too much time on his hands

October 19, 2014

Russell ‘Bum Hole’ Brand

by duncanr

brand arsehole200John Lydon, aka Johnny Rotten, called him a bum-hole

who was he referring to?

Russell Brand

Why ?

Because . . .

October 19, 2014

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

wanker blesses pope500

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October 19, 2014

Topsy Turvy Man in Court

by duncanr

man standing on head in courtthere’s some very peculiar folk in Cornwall

take Bhupinder Singh Goraya for instance . . . http://tinyurl.com/lanfkq7

October 18, 2014

We Are All People

by duncanr

most of what I post in madhatter is shite – a tongue in cheek response to what is happening in the world

occasionally, though, something – abuse of women, children, or disabled – really gets my goat and I want to rant

October 18, 2014

Weatherman 0 – 1 Dog

by duncanr

Canadian weather reports are much more entertaining than those of the BBC !

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October 18, 2014

There’s Worse Ways of Dying

by duncanr

man drowning in beer2and the final victim actually succumbed some days later of alcohol poisoning – such was his heroic attempt to stem the tide by drinking as much beer as he humanly could

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/place-london/plain/A42129876

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October 17, 2014

Fuck – I Forgot !

by duncanr

guess who ?

guess who ?

Damn, damn, damn, fucken damn !

I bloody well forgot, didn’t I ?

To be fair, so did everyone else – and he never mentioned a word o’ it, did he?

What am I on about?

Well unless I’m very much mistaken, it was our ratty’s birthday yesterday !

How old is he ?

Well my calculator is broken and I was always crap at arithmetic at school

Anyone know what 2014 minus 1947 is ? :lol:

P.S. Hope you had a good one, mate !

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October 17, 2014

Easy Peasy

by duncanr

Problem – how to remove a sofa from a 3rd floor flat without damaging it?

Solution -

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