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September 1, 2014

Bugger, Shit, and Fucken Bollocks

by The Madhatters

no access150my apologies to regular readers of madhatters for the lack of asterisks in the title of this post but I have had some bad fucken terrible news today

at the beginning of July, the American conglomerate that owned the engineering firm I work for sold us to a UK company (hurrah)

since then, we have been waiting an opportune moment to detach ourselves from our ex-master’s network and migrate to our new master’s computer network

we started to detach ourselves on Friday. There is still work to be done but by today we had managed to get everyone up and running on the new servers

I was familiarising myself . . .

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September 1, 2014

Man Divorces Sex-Starved Wife

by The Madhatters

not now - I've got a headache

not now – I’ve got a headache

a Mumbai court has granted a man a divorce because of his wife’s unreasonable demands for sex – http://tinyurl.com/m3b6wn9

[poor sod, I know exactly how he feels. My wife was just the same. Always demanding sex - even though it wasn't Christmas or her birthday]

P.S. don’t feel too sorry for the wife. According to the husband, she has ‘an insatiable appetite for sex‘ and ‘used to force him into having unnatural sex‘. And on top of all that, she used to . . .

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September 1, 2014

Instructional Videos for Teenagers

by The Madhatters

Lesson 1 – how to change a toilet roll

September 1, 2014

W-w-w-w-wait for it

by The Madhatters

not so much happy feet here – more like cold feet

via frigginloon

August 31, 2014

The Story So Far

by The Madhatters

f*cken autocorrect !

f*cken autocorrect !

when it comes to writing shite, few (other than Shakespeare, perhaps) can rival the madhatters in this regard

a few days ago, ratty started a story thread in a comment to a post – the idea being based on the party game where someone comes up with a sentence or two and the next person in the circle adds one or two of their own, and so on and so on

the post has now disappeared from the front page of madhatters – would be a shame if this ‘story line’ was overlooked by visitors to this site because it lacked visibility, so i’m reposting these comments here in a new post dedicated to this story thread

feel free to . . .

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August 31, 2014

Let it Be

by The Madhatters
August 31, 2014

Dog Accused of Arson

by The Madhatters

heh, heh, heh

heh, heh, heh

a house fire in New Jersey has been blamed on the family’s pet dog

according to the police, while the family were away, the dog turned on the stove which then set fire to a laptop carelessly left on top of one of the burners

according to the dogit was the effen cat !

http://tinyurl.com/pjrpgqw

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August 30, 2014

Chinese Takeaway

by The Madhatters

hand wielding knifea little bastard boy in China, pissed off because the noise of a workman’s drill was drowning out the sound of the TV show he was trying to watch decided on a desperate remedy – one which left the workman dangling 80 feet off the ground, hanging on for dear life

the boy’s father has since said he is considering taking the boy to anger management classes

skelping the the little bugger’s arse or not allowing him to watch TV for a while oddly not something apparently being considered

http://tinyurl.com/mus7qk5

August 30, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

picdump-1185-10

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August 30, 2014

Puppy Playing with Pussy

by The Madhatters

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