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July 2, 2015

Who Knew, eh ?

by duncanr

money in hand120pay attention, guys

this is an important PSA

apparently, making (or attempting to make) an unauthorised withdrawal from a lady’s private parts is an offence under section 1(1) of the UK Criminal Attempts Act 1981 –
http://tinyurl.com/nm25qa9

you have been warned !

July 2, 2015

Teaching an Old Dog New Tricks

by duncanr

who said it couldn’t be done ?

July 1, 2015

Dunc’s Charity Appeal

by duncanr

money in hand120O.K. guys, I’m embarrassed to admit it – but I need your help

I am due to retire in May next year on a pittance of a pension that won’t come close to covering all my household expenses – never mind the 4 charities I support, the 3 dogs that expect me to provide them with food and treats, the 2 wood pigeons, two squirrels, 3 fucken big crows (vicious bastards), 2 blackbirds (one male, one female), and fuck knows how many (they fly too fast for me to count) little sparrows, thrushes, chaffinches and tits that expect me to put food out for them twice a day

I’ve told the dogs there are hard times looming and I may have to take them into town next year to help me drum up enough money busking to afford my wine their dog food

then I heard the news that a Saudi Prince intends to give £32 billion to charity – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-33353370 – so I began drafting a letter . . .

July 1, 2015

O Canada

by duncanr

Today is Canada Day – when Canadians celebrate not being Americans :lol:

as some of you know, I emigrated to Canada in my 20’s, married a Canadian girl, and lived there for a few years – so this gives me a perfect excuse, if one was needed, to mark Canada Day by playing this song . . .

July 1, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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via B&P

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June 30, 2015

Jewish Gay Protest by Proxy

by duncanr

orthodox jewO.K., here’s the problem –

you’re an ultra-orthodox Jewish sect

you want to show the world you’re against same-sex marriage by protesting at a Gay Pride Parade

but to do so would mean exposing members of . . .

June 30, 2015

The Longest Day

by duncanr

STOP THE CLOCKthere’s good news, and there’s bad news

first, the good news – if, like me, you’re generally in bed, asleep, before midnight, you’ll enjoy a longer sleep tonight

however, if you like to burn the midnight oil, you’re going to be extra tired when you finally stumble into bed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33313347

June 29, 2015

Kitten Shows Man Who’s Boss

by duncanr

a stray kitten on the Japanese island of Okinawa walks all over wildlife photographer, Mitsuaki Iwago, as he films footage for his World Cats Travelogue –

June 29, 2015

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

Dog and kittens

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June 29, 2015

Monday Morning Moaning

by duncanr

hhmmm, seems this grumpy bulldog hates getting up on a Monday as much as I do !

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