a man has gone to the police to complain after waking up to find a woman pinning him to the bed and f*cking him – http://tinyurl.com/mp9g576
Jeez, some blokes don’t know how lucky they are !
same thing happened to me, many years ago when . . .
there have been a succession of non-Scots, multi-millionares – some of whom don’t live in the UK, never mind live in Scotland – queuing up to tell folk in Scotland to vote NO
I don’t know what’s more bizzare . . .
the idea that people deciding which way to vote are going to be influenced by such trivialities as whether or not a bunch of ‘celebrities’ think it’s a good idea or not
the self-conceit of these ‘celebrities’ in thinking that they are important enough that folk are going to heed their opinions
or an Irishman, whose own country itself sought and gained independence from the UK, seeking to dissuade Scotland from doing likewise – http://tinyurl.com/lpplnof
you’d think one of them might have seen it there (boom, boom)
anyway, while on the subject of blonde jokes, have you heard about the man who . . .
in these times of austerity – when money is tight – some folk might thank their lucky stars if they returned to their car after a shopping trip to find someone had left a large chunk of meat in the boot/trunk
some folk might leg it out of there as quick as they could and transfer that meat to their freezer before anyone came looking for it
then again, some folk would call the cops – http://tinyurl.com/ov5jyjn
Al Qaeda has been eclipsed in the news recently by ISIS
in an apparent move to advertise that it has not gone into liquidation, it announced the opening of a new branch in India
its Grand Opening bombed, however, when its fighters attacked the wrong ship
in related news, Al Qaeda (India) is looking for a new operations manager (an ability to tell the difference between an American aircraft carrier and a Pakistani frigate would be an advantage) after the current holder resigned to spend more time with his family