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November 26, 2014

What’s in a Name ?

by duncanr

boy and girl200no way I could pass this story by without sharing it with madhatter readers

parents spend a lot of time in choosing a name for their newborn child

some parents however don’t spend long enough it seems – http://tinyurl.com/m36zbmk

November 26, 2014

Xmas Shopping

by duncanr

woman on phonea woman is dragging her husband round a busy shopping centre to help her do some xmas shopping

the place is packed with other folk on the same mission

after a while, she realises her husband’s no longer tagging along behind her – in fact, he’s nowhere to be seen

panicking a bit, she calls him on her mobile – ‘where are you?

remember that wee jewellery shop we went into 5 yrs ago‘, he said – the one where you saw that diamond necklace that you really, really liked and I promised that one day, when I had the money, I would buy it for you?

the wife began to choke up – ‘yes, I remember the shop‘, she replied

well‘, he said ‘I’m in . . .

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November 25, 2014

Swimming with Dolphins

by duncanr

nothing much to see here . . . just a 10 month old puppy playing with dolphins in Whangaumu (Wellington’s) Bay on the Tutukaka Coast, Whangarei, New Zealand :lol:

November 25, 2014

Once a Wanker, Always a Wanker

by duncanr

david mellorDavid Mellor is a wanker, tosspot, arsehole, piece of gobshite – really, there’s no end to the words I could use to describe him

he’s also an arrogant, snob who thinks himself a cut above the ‘common people’ and like a lot of people who hold that belief, he is extremely rude and offensive and bullying to those he considers ‘beneath him’ – as this London taxi driver can attest to – http://tinyurl.com/oe32u9k

November 25, 2014

Touchdown

by duncanr

comet-landing180the European Space Agency made history by landing a probe on a comet after a 10 year voyage

this was an achievement in itself but then they got a bit cocky and did it twice more just to prove the first time wasn’t a fluke :wink:http://tinyurl.com/o9b2xby

to see how difficult it is to land a probe on a comet, try it for yourself in this simulator – http://tinyurl.com/ljsvkpm

November 24, 2014

Topping your Wife is Over the Top

by duncanr

angry womanmother-in laws are often portrayed as monsters and a source of friction and argument in a marriage

this is a sweeping generalisation, of course, and inaccurate to boot – my own mother in law, for instance, was a lovely lady I got on really well with (if you’re reading this Ann, Hi :lol: )- but where there is a strained relationship between a bride or groom and their mother-in-law, it is likely to be based on . . .

November 24, 2014

Free Testes Test

by duncanr

November 24, 2014

His Bark is Worse than his Bite

by duncanr

CCTV footage captures moment a would-be burglar is chased out of a backyard by the owners guard dog

November 23, 2014

Neighbourhood Watch

by duncanr

neighborhood-watch-committee

pic via B&P

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November 23, 2014

Now You See Them . . .

by duncanr

helmetsnow you don’t

a former state employee faces 10 yrs in jail and a £250,000 fine for stealing 610 combat helmets from a surplus warehouse during the period July 2009 and January 2010,

http://tinyurl.com/ne4vd6b

[how he managed to spirit all these helmets out of the warehouse undetected for so long is not reported so we can only conjecture http://imgur.com/PScScsA ] :lol:

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