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September 17, 2014

If Only . . .

by The Madhatters

woman on topa man has gone to the police to complain after waking up to find a woman pinning him to the bed and f*cking him – http://tinyurl.com/mp9g576

Jeez, some blokes don’t know how lucky they are !

same thing happened to me, many years ago when . . .

September 17, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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September 17, 2014

Unlikely Friends

by The Madhatters

via Arbroath

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September 16, 2014

Referendum Reflections

by The Madhatters

bob geldof caricaturethere have been some odd sights during the run up to the Scottish Referendum on Independence

there have been a succession of non-Scots, multi-millionares – some of whom don’t live in the UK, never mind live in Scotland – queuing up to tell folk in Scotland to vote NO

I don’t know what’s more bizzare . . .

the idea that people deciding which way to vote are going to be influenced by such trivialities as whether or not a bunch of ‘celebrities’ think it’s a good idea or not

the self-conceit of these ‘celebrities’ in thinking that they are important enough that folk are going to heed their opinions

or an Irishman, whose own country itself sought and gained independence from the UK, seeking to dissuade Scotland from doing likewise – http://tinyurl.com/lpplnof

September 16, 2014

Man Cautioned for Telling Blonde Jokes

by The Madhatters

blonde200two blondes ran into a building . . .

you’d think one of them might have seen it there (boom, boom)

anyway, while on the subject of blonde jokes, have you heard about the man who . . .

http://tinyurl.com/q7jz53c

September 16, 2014

GOOOOO ITALYYYYYY!!!!!!

by The Madhatters

September 15, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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September 15, 2014

You’ll Never Believe this, Officer

by The Madhatters

bodyinbootin these times of austerity – when money is tight – some folk might thank their lucky stars if they returned to their car after a shopping trip to find someone had left a large chunk of meat in the boot/trunk

some folk might leg it out of there as quick as they could and transfer that meat to their freezer before anyone came looking for it

then again, some folk would call the cops – http://tinyurl.com/ov5jyjn

September 15, 2014

Al Qaeda Cock Up

by The Madhatters

Oops !

Oops !

Al Qaeda has been eclipsed in the news recently by ISIS

in an apparent move to advertise that it has not gone into liquidation, it announced the opening of a new branch in India

its Grand Opening bombed, however, when its fighters attacked the wrong ship

http://tinyurl.com/moqrq3q

in related news, Al Qaeda (India) is looking for a new operations manager (an ability to tell the difference between an American aircraft carrier and a Pakistani frigate would be an advantage) after the current holder resigned to spend more time with his family

September 15, 2014

The Cheat

by The Madhatters

the title of this animation is The Cheat – but I like to think the guy is using his initiative

[more greek urn animations here - http://www.panoply.org.uk/index.html ]

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