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April 16, 2014

No Porn Here, Honest !

by The Madhatters

sexyoldfart180Pensioners Ann Hayward, 72 and her husband Ron, 75 are in dispute with Virgin over a £900 bill for watching porn

The couple insist they have not downloaded any pay-per-view adult films.

They said the same back in 2009 and 2012, when they refused to pay demands for £190 and then £500 for adult movies –

P.S. alzheimer’s is a terrible thing, innit?

P.P.S. perhaps the Haywards should password protect their wireless connection?

April 16, 2014

British Pathé on Youtube

by The Madhatters

british patheThose of a certain age will remember British Pathé News – short films shown at the cinema in between the main films

Pre-internet and widespread ownership of TVs, these short films were often the only way to find out what was going on in the world

These newsreels didn’t just record events of historic importance, they also included light-hearted, quirky features

Now, 85,000 newsreels have been uploaded to Youtube and can be viewed here –

April 16, 2014

Public Pisser Imprisoned

by The Madhatters

peeing manWho hasn’t been caught short at times, especially after a drink – desperate for a pee and no toilet in sight ?

Times like these there’s only one thing to do

Just make sure you’re not caught in the act, though – especially if you are in America.

This poor bugger got 18 months in jail for relieving the pressure on his bladder where he shouldn’t

April 15, 2014

The Penguin Dance

by The Madhatters

The penguin dance is apparently all the rage just now in Saudi Arabia

via Arbroath

April 15, 2014

Airline Tweets Porn Pic to Customer

by The Madhatters

One of the stories grabbing the headlines yesterday was that of a 14 yr old girl posting a stupid tweet to American Airlines –

Today, it is another inappropriate tweet that is making the news – this one sent by U.S. Airways customer service to a woman complaining about the late departure of her flight –


P.S. and for those who want to see the unedited VERY GRAPHIC NSFW pic – click here

April 15, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

Royal visit to Australia and NZ - Day 4

April 14, 2014

Shameless Woman Steals Wine

by The Madhatters

winegrab160Police in Florida are searching for a cheeky thief who robbed a store of two boxes of wine

The brazen hussy didn’t waste any time arseing about. She entered the store, walked straight to the booze section, grabbed the wine and left

She made no attempt to hide her face – no doubt counting on the fact people’s eyes would be looking elsewhere !

April 14, 2014

Watch and Learn

by The Madhatters

A man, a long way from sober, struggles to negotiate a tall fence until . . .

April 14, 2014

Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun

by The Madhatters

Found some vids over the weekend that I thought I had lost when my hard-drive packed up

This is Susi and Spice when they were 3 month old

Click the Read More tab to see them exploring the dishwasher . . .

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April 13, 2014

Run Rabbit, Run, Run, Run

by The Madhatters

rabbit pizzaNew Zealand based Hell Pizza’s new Easter offering has got some folk hopping mad –

Hhmm, good luck to any parents trying to explain to upset kids that the rabbit being served up on plates is NOT that cuddly, adorable Easter Bunny

Meanwhile, New Zealand rabbits should heed the advice of Flanagan and Allen


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