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July 24, 2014

Jesus : Biggest Arsehole in Brazil ?

by The Madhatters

ouchGreater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life to stick

two mobile phones
two batteries,
pliers
two drill bits
eight pieces of hacksaw blade
five nails
and three sim cards

up one’s arse for one’s friends.

http://tinyurl.com/oyge5gu

July 24, 2014

Living in the Past

by The Madhatters

a Tamworth couple credit a shared passion for the fashion and lifestyle of the ’50s in the USA for saving their marriage – http://tinyurl.com/nmw2p8q

‘Our marriage was in a rut and we were bickering daily’, said Mandy

now she . . . can be found cleaning and darning husband Gary’s socks – and cooking for him in their American diner-style kitchen.

The 49-year-old believes all women should do the same if they want to keep their man happy

Hhmm, a shared interest in anything can help keep a couple together, and nothing wrong with living in the past – but I rather think a lot of women would draw the line at darning socks :lol:

July 23, 2014

Farting on France

by The Madhatters

farting on franceHere is a MET Office Severe Weather Warning for the Channel region

a low pressure area, causing high winds is moving rapidly across the Channel from England and should reach France later this evening

the winds will be accompanied by noxious odours and residents of France are advised to stay indoors and stick some garlic up leur nez – http://tinyurl.com/mjsx6al

July 23, 2014

Teddy Gray’s Sweet Factory

by The Madhatters

although a bit long (20 minutes) for some folk perhaps, this is a fascinating look at an ‘old-fashioned’ sweet factory in Dudley (a town very close to where I live)

July 23, 2014

Sex Addiction, my Arse !

by The Madhatters

sexted200oh FFS – give me strength !

I’ve just read that Kieran Hayler (who the fuck’s he? What’s his claim to fame – other than being married to Katie Price?) – is the latest “celebrity” suffering from a ‘sex addiction’ – http://tinyurl.com/n3lm8aj

Jesus Christ, Price – have you no self respect?

Your man gets caught having sex with . . .

July 22, 2014

Fox vs Owl

by The Madhatters

a young fox comes across a baby tawny owl – is not sure whether to eat it or play with it

then spots a cameraman watching

via Arbroath

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July 22, 2014

Kim Jong-Un is Not Amused

by The Madhatters

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has asked the Chinese Government to ban this “Chopstick Brothers” video because it seriously compromises his “dignity and authority.” (http://tinyurl.com/lxclt2l)

You think so ? :lol:

July 22, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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July 21, 2014

Battle of the Booze

by The Madhatters

drunken-wasp220i caught a drunken lout after my beer on Saturday

I was partly to blame

I left it unattended while I went to the loo and when I returned he was hovering around my beer

Oi, you ! – I shouted – ‘buzz off!

but he paid not a blind bit of notice

I happened to have . . .

July 21, 2014

Lucky or what ?

by The Madhatters

Screen shot 2014-07-21 at 04.35.43if you’re planning to fly anywhere soon and you’re concerned about safety, you might want to ask this guy about his travel plans first before booking your flight – http://tinyurl.com/kjo5szo

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