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May 22, 2015

To Wee or Not to Wee

by duncanr

returning early from her holiday, a horrified Mary instantly regrets asking her neighbour to water her plants while she was away

watering plant

what am I on about ?

http://tinyurl.com/og4ftsq

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May 22, 2015

Something for the Weekend – No 163

by duncanr

Don’t forget, if you want to listen again to previous weekend songs, go to the ‘category filter’ on the side bar and select ‘something for weekend’ from the drop down list

And be sure to post your own favourite song(s) in the comment section to this post

May 21, 2015

Wordplay

by duncanr

words120regular readers of madhatters will know how much nobbly, sticky, and ratty love to play around with words

they will appreciate the following therefore

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulting in Linoleum Blownapart

more gems like these can be found here – http://www.bouldertherapist.com/html/humor/WordPlays/lexophiles.htm

May 21, 2015

Got a Feeling I’m Falling : Sita Sings the Blues

by duncanr

we’re nearly at the end of this sorry saga, folks !

by chance, Rama happens one day to be passing close by to where Sita is staying

he overhears two young lads singing and is overjoyed to learn they are his sons

he immediately begins plans to have them return home with him and rule his kingdom alongside him

there is only one problem with this plan – what to do with the boys’mother, Sita?

for Rama still doesn’t believe she wasn’t having it away with Ravanna during her captivity

he proposes throwing her into a fire again or perhaps into a river to test once more whether she is telling the truth about not having slept with Ravanna

Sita, however, has finally had enough of his shit and decides ‘fuck this for a game of soldiers’ and goes back to live with her mum (the Earth Goddess)

P.S. if you have missed previous Sita Sings the Blues posts and want to catch up on the story from start to finish, go to the category filter search box on the right side bar of the madhatter screen, click the down arrow, and select sita sing the blues from the drop down list of categories that appears

May 21, 2015

Lonely Island

by duncanr

May 20, 2015

We Might Post Shite but . . .

by duncanr

at least we’ve got staying power !

wordpress achievement

May 20, 2015

Where are the Puppies ?

by duncanr

he can hear them, and see them – but can’t find them !

May 20, 2015

Am I Blue : Sita Sings the Blues

by duncanr

thrown out by her man and dumped in some god-forsaken part of the land when she tells him she’s pregnant, it’s no wonder Sita feels miserable

soon, though, she gives birth to twin boys (the spitting image of their dad, Lord Rama) and brings them up to think highly of Rama – for though he’s treated her like shit, the poor cow still loves the bastard and wants to be with him once more

May 20, 2015

Shake Vigourously

by duncanr
WTF ???

WTF ???

http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

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May 19, 2015

Annoying Your Girlfriend – Irish Version

by duncanr

Youtube has removed this video since I posted it here but you can view it here instead https://www.facebook.com/382375331894742/videos/671779209621018/

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