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August 20, 2014

Bo Taoshi

by The Madhatters

Hhmm, seems the goal of this game is to see how long it takes the attacking team to pull that poll down to an angle of 30 degrees – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo-taoshi

[we have a somewhat similar competitive game in the UK, played in church halls and community centres, wherein sharp-elbowed pensioners armed with walking sticks and zimmers compete to grab the best bargains at a jumble sale]

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August 20, 2014

I’ll Have Some of That

by The Madhatters

viagra boozea chinese man has brought a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘a stiff drink’

surprisingly, some folk aren’t happy about it

http://tinyurl.com/m76qzwr

August 19, 2014

Cowardly Cad of the Year ?

by The Madhatters

couple separateTucker Blandford, an american guy weasel, engaged to be married, got cold feet before the big day and phoned his bride to be, putting on a fake voice and pretending to be his dad, to tell her he had committed suicide by throwing himself under a car

the scumbag’s ruse unravelled, pretty quickly, however, when his grieving girlfriend . . .

August 19, 2014

Who Let the Dogs Out ?

by The Madhatters

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August 19, 2014

This Way Up

by The Madhatters
August 19, 2014

Assange : I’m Coming Out

by The Madhatters

assange hiding180Julian Assange held a press conference to announce to a largely uninterested world – who couldn’t give a toss one way or the other whether he leaves the women’s toilet in the Ecaudorian Embassy where he has been holed up for the past two years – that he is leaving the embassy ‘soon’

He didn’t elaborate on how he intends to . . .

August 18, 2014

Climb Everest the Madhatter Way

by The Madhatters

mountaineer150never understood why so many folk want tae climb Mount Everest – it’s a bloody long hike tae the top, it’s effin freezing, and there’s no even a bar there when you get tae the summit

all that effort jist te hae a wee gander at the view an’ then come doon again ?

it’s a waste o’ guid drinking time

if you want to see what the view’s like from the top of Mount Everest, do yourself a favour – sit doon, pour yousel’ a glass and click on this link

it’ll only take you a couple o’ minutes to scramble all the way tae the top

http://everestavalanchetragedy.com/mt-everest-journey.html

August 18, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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August 18, 2014

Crook has Rubbish Idea

by The Madhatters

binbag in queueWhen attempting to rob a supermarket, there are some things one needs to consider

one needs to disguise one’s appearance – and one should aim for some element of surprise, i.e., act naturally and don’t do anything to draw attention to yourself before demanding money

20 yr old Kevin Clarence succeeded in the former but not so well in the latter – people tend to notice a man standing in a supermarket queue with a bin bag on their head

http://tinyurl.com/klgp86a

August 18, 2014

How Smart are Dogs ?

by The Madhatters

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