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May 18, 2013

Simulated Childbirth

by duncanr

Is childbirth really as painful as women claim it to be?

Two guys aimed to find out in a simulated childbirth experiment

Their conclusion?

It’s bloody awful !

To be fair, though. It wasn’t a proper test since the guys didn’t have access to any whisky an epidural

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May 18, 2013

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by duncanr

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May 18, 2013

Something to Read – 4 Ways to be a Horrible Wife

by duncanr

A few weeks ago, I started a new feature on Madhatters – recommending another blog for folk to explore over the weekend

This week I’m featuring a blog I’ve just recently stumbled upon myself – http://frommtvtomommy.wordpress.com/

angry wifeMarriage is a union of two souls blindly beating the shit out of each other as they both desperately try to get some peace and quiet…and respect.

If someone said that to you, you may have . . . (Cont. here – http://tinyurl.com/cbsyx47)

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May 17, 2013

Venezuela Residents in Deep Poo

by duncanr

no toilet paperWe’ve all been there at some time

Your pants round your ankles, you reach for the loo roll – and it isn’t there!

It’s a crap situation to find yourself in, so spare a thought for the folk in Venezuala

The country can’t keep up with the demand for toilet paper. Shops are sold out, and as soon as they get hold of some, long queues form and the stock flies off the shelves.

The Venezualan government blames the shortage of toilet rolls on “excessive demand

Me?

I’m saying nothing – you can make up your own jokes ! :lol:

Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/cgxto68

May 17, 2013

Something for the Weekend – No 59

by duncanr

Don’t forget, if you want to listen again to previous weekend songs, go to the ‘category filter’ on the side bar and select ‘something for weekend’ from the drop down list

And be sure to post your own favourite song(s) in the comment section to this post

May 17, 2013

Cork Man gets stuck in McDonalds

by duncanr

A silly McBugger made a big McShake when he sat in a child’s high chair in a Cork, Ireland, branch of McDonalds and got his big MacArse stuck in the chair

Police called upon to help free the man suspect alcohol may have been involved though they are not clear whether he was eating alone or his mates ran off when he got stuck in the chair – http://tinyurl.com/cpbf23r

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May 16, 2013

7 Mistakes to Avoid after Sex

by duncanr

couple making love in bed

Did the earth move ?

The Times of India offers sage advice to lovers – a list of 7 things you should NOT do immediately after sex

Strangely missing from the list ?

Wiping your dick on the curtains !

http://tinyurl.com/bctu8s9

May 16, 2013

Czech President : Drunk in the Chapel ?

by duncanr

Can you believe it?

Some scurrilous scandal- mongers are suggesting the Czech President, Milos Zeman, was inebriated when he attended a ceremonial public display of the Czech crown jewels last week

Zeman makes no secret of the fact that he likes a drink every 1/2 hour now and again. But insists . . .

May 16, 2013

Family at War

by duncanr

91 yr old John “Jack” Potter is a Second World War vet and former mayor of Zaleski, Ohio.

Fearful with regard to his ailing health, he gave his daughter power of attorney over his affairs

Little did he know that the bitch she transferred ownership of his home for the past 56 years into her own name – until she served him with an eviction notice ! – http://tinyurl.com/clwr9k6

Now, his grand-daughter is trying to raise the money to buy the house back from her mother so she can gift it back to her grandfather

May 15, 2013

Danger on Scotland’s Hills

by duncanr

snow_dougnutWomen walking or climbing on Scotland’s mountains have been warned about the dangers of dropping their pants in the great outdoors

There are still snow patches around and Heather Morning of the Mountaineering Council of Scotland warned these pose a potential life-threatening risk, particularly for women looking for a discrete place to ‘spend a penny’

One of Ms Morning’s friends had a narrow escape when she . . .

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