Your pants round your ankles, you reach for the loo roll – and it isn’t there!
It’s a crap situation to find yourself in, so spare a thought for the folk in Venezuala
The country can’t keep up with the demand for toilet paper. Shops are sold out, and as soon as they get hold of some, long queues form and the stock flies off the shelves.
The Venezualan government blames the shortage of toilet rolls on “excessive demand“
Me?
I’m saying nothing – you can make up your own jokes !
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A silly McBugger made a big McShake when he sat in a child’s high chair in a Cork, Ireland, branch of McDonalds and got his big MacArse stuck in the chair
Police called upon to help free the man suspect alcohol may have been involved though they are not clear whether he was eating alone or his mates ran off when he got stuck in the chair – http://tinyurl.com/cpbf23r
Some scurrilous scandal- mongers are suggesting the Czech President, Milos Zeman, was inebriated when he attended a ceremonial public display of the Czech crown jewels last week
Zeman makes no secret of the fact that he likes a drink every 1/2 hour now and again. But insists . . .
91 yr old John “Jack” Potter is a Second World War vet and former mayor of Zaleski, Ohio.
Fearful with regard to his ailing health, he gave his daughter power of attorney over his affairs
Little did he know that the bitch she transferred ownership of his home for the past 56 years into her own name – until she served him with an eviction notice ! – http://tinyurl.com/clwr9k6
Now, his grand-daughter is trying to raise the money to buy the house back from her mother so she can gift it back to her grandfather
Women walking or climbing on Scotland’s mountains have been warned about the dangers of dropping their pants in the great outdoors
There are still snow patches around and Heather Morning of the Mountaineering Council of Scotland warned these pose a potential life-threatening risk, particularly for women looking for a discrete place to ‘spend a penny’
One of Ms Morning’s friends had a narrow escape when she . . .