two robots mining a distant planet meet up and . . .
a young French woman, meets a guy in an Australian pub
they have a one-night stand
she flies home to France the next day
a few months later, she finds she is pregnant
unfortunately, she . . .
two Alabama men fishing on the Warrior River catch more than fish – two kittens (probably dumped by their owner) jump into the river and swim towards their boat
seems there is a shortage of wankers in the UK
a year after the UK National Sperm Bank was set up in Birmingham, only 9 men are on its books as registered donors – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34113080
folk often ask how I’m going to occupy my time after I’ve retired next year
£35 a ‘shot’, the Sperm Bank just down the road from me – it’s tempting :lol:
in fact, it is pissing down in my part of the UK right now
fortunately, I bought a new umbrella last week which will hopefully keep me dry when I venture out to the shops later
but what about folk caught out in the rain with no brolly ?
if only there was . . .
you may have read a few weeks back about a couple of sassenachs who climbed to the top of Scotland’s highest mountain, Ben Nevis, and then moaned about the lack of facilities, i.e., no bar, restaurant, or toilets – http://tinyurl.com/pxotzkt
well, as far as a bar is concerned, seems they picked the wrong weekend ! http://tinyurl.com/nso57qw
there was a time when folk who sought refuge in another country for fear their lives were in danger in their homeland because of their religious or political views would be described as asylum seekers
that is no longer the case
there are no refugees now
there are no asylum seekers
instead, there are just . . .