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October 19, 2014

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

wanker blesses pope500

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October 19, 2014

Topsy Turvy Man in Court

by duncanr

man standing on head in courtthere’s some very peculiar folk in Cornwall

take Bhupinder Singh Goraya for instance . . . http://tinyurl.com/lanfkq7

October 18, 2014

We Are All People

by duncanr

most of what I post in madhatter is shite – a tongue in cheek response to what is happening in the world

occasionally, though, something – abuse of women, children, or disabled – really gets my goat and I want to rant

October 18, 2014

Weatherman 0 – 1 Dog

by duncanr

Canadian weather reports are much more entertaining than those of the BBC !

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October 18, 2014

There’s Worse Ways of Dying

by duncanr

man drowning in beer2and the final victim actually succumbed some days later of alcohol poisoning – such was his heroic attempt to stem the tide by drinking as much beer as he humanly could

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/place-london/plain/A42129876

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October 17, 2014

Fuck – I Forgot !

by duncanr

guess who ?

guess who ?

Damn, damn, damn, fucken damn !

I bloody well forgot, didn’t I ?

To be fair, so did everyone else – and he never mentioned a word o’ it, did he?

What am I on about?

Well unless I’m very much mistaken, it was our ratty’s birthday yesterday !

How old is he ?

Well my calculator is broken and I was always crap at arithmetic at school

Anyone know what 2014 minus 1947 is ? :lol:

P.S. Hope you had a good one, mate !

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October 17, 2014

Easy Peasy

by duncanr

Problem – how to remove a sofa from a 3rd floor flat without damaging it?

Solution -

October 17, 2014

Non Coitus Interruptus

by duncanr

sexan Italian couple found themselves in a sticky situation after a bit of l’amore in mare

http://tinyurl.com/ohgycc8

[I have to go to work now so make up your own jokes]

October 17, 2014

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

Plenty-of-fish-in-the-sea3

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October 17, 2014

Something for the Weekend – 132

by duncanr

unusually, my first song for you to listen to this weekend is not a song, but a poem

I hope you enjoy it, but if not, and you would rather watch two naked women bouncing on a bed (who wouldn’t), jump to the 1st comment after this post

Don’t forget, if you want to listen again to previous weekend songs, go to the ‘category filter’ on the side bar and select ‘something for weekend’ from the drop down list

And be sure to post your own favourite song(s) in the comment section to this post

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