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August 31, 2014

Dog Accused of Arson

by The Madhatters

heh, heh, heh

heh, heh, heh

a house fire in New Jersey has been blamed on the family’s pet dog

according to the police, while the family were away, the dog turned on the stove which then set fire to a laptop carelessly left on top of one of the burners

according to the dogit was the effen cat !

http://tinyurl.com/pjrpgqw

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August 30, 2014

Chinese Takeaway

by The Madhatters

hand wielding knifea little bastard boy in China, pissed off because the noise of a workman’s drill was drowning out the sound of the TV show he was trying to watch decided on a desperate remedy – one which left the workman dangling 80 feet off the ground, hanging on for dear life

the boy’s father has since said he is considering taking the boy to anger management classes

skelping the the little bugger’s arse or not allowing him to watch TV for a while oddly not something apparently being considered

http://tinyurl.com/mus7qk5

August 30, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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August 30, 2014

Puppy Playing with Pussy

by The Madhatters

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August 29, 2014

Slow and Cautious

by The Madhatters

man on crutchesone essential requirement if one wants to avoid apprehension by the police when committing a crime is – so I’ve been told – to get as far away from the scene of the crime as quickly as possible

Speed then is of the essence

that being so, if you and your mate have only two good legs between you, you should probably think twice before trying to rob a jewellery shop

http://tinyurl.com/nhc3xor

August 29, 2014

Something for the Weekend – No 125

by The Madhatters

Don’t forget, if you want to listen again to previous weekend songs, go to the ‘category filter’ on the side bar and select ‘something for weekend’ from the drop down list

And be sure to post your own favourite song(s) in the comment section to this post

P.S. for those who didn’t . . .

August 28, 2014

Holy Crap – that’s Gross !

by The Madhatters

Sir Isaac Newton warned us of the dangers of objects falling from trees, when an apple bounced off his bonce as we has happily munching on his packed lunch and thinking of a cunning plan to make the lives of future generations of kids thoroughly miserable by inventing calculus

Pity Julie Bresnan didn’t learn from that lesson and step away from that tree as she licked her ice-cream while recording a video for her dad back in Ireland !

August 28, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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August 28, 2014

Two Types of Scots

by The Madhatters

two scotsFolk living in Scotland, regardless of whether or not they were born there, have an opportunity next month to vote in a referendum to decide whether Scotland should remain a part of the UK or become an Independent country again

I have not commented on this referendum till now because, not currently living in Scotland, I don’t have a vote

whichever way the vote goes, it is likely to be close. If the polls . . .

August 27, 2014

600 Women Looking for a Man

by The Madhatters

canstock3473265Psst, guys – you’ll never believe this, but it’s true

there’s 600 women living in a village in Brazil – on their own, with no men around

and they’re getting very horny lonely

they are appealing for men to come visit them and . . . steady on ratty. no need to push, there’s plenty to go round !

[well, that's the last we'll see of him for a while]

http://tinyurl.com/lqkezhm

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