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October 23, 2014

Air New Zealand Safety Video

by duncanr

October 23, 2014

Dementia Diagnose Reward

by duncanr

wanted poster£55there is some concern in the UK that dementia sufferers are not being diagnosed early enough so someone had the bright idea of offering GPs (family doctors) £55 for every person diagnosed with dementia

some folk, though, think this is ethically wrong – http://tinyurl.com/k8tjrqp

Me ?

I’ve made a mental note not to visit my GP about that pesky ingrown toenail lest the greedy bugger turns me in for that £55 !

now where was I ?

October 22, 2014

Phuket Sex Shop Owner Arrested

by duncanr

handcuffsI saw a Thai woman pull a live bird, 2 turtles, razors, shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y

damn, some folk have all the luck !

how come I never come across women like that ?

http://tinyurl.com/k2nyf7x

October 22, 2014

Oops !

by duncanr

no idea what’s being said here – and does it really matter anyway?

ignore the guy being interviewed on live TV – watch the guy in the background attempting to photograph the event

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October 22, 2014

Caution is Advised

by duncanr

dartseditThis is a Health & Safety Warning for anyone planning to visit the Dolphin Inn in Grampound, Cornwall tomorrow

Madhatters strongly advises pub-goers should wear hard hats, safety goggles, protective footwear – and avoid using the toilets when ‘The Optimists” are . . .

October 22, 2014

Comeuppance

by duncanr

we might be getting on a bit but us auld yins (well some of us) can still teach cocky young whippersnappers a lesson !

October 21, 2014

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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October 21, 2014

Playful Pandas Thwart Zookeeper

by duncanr

and I thought I had problems trying to give my dogs pills !

October 21, 2014

Eh ?

by duncanr

My eyesight is failing – and my hearing too, if this test is reliable (I am NOT 81 yr old)

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You can check your own hearing here – http://tinyurl.com/kw9dgr5

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October 21, 2014

Feeling a Right Tit

by duncanr

ladies, looking for something a little different to buy the man in your life this Xmas ?

[shamelessly stole this from loon's blog - The Friggin Loon] :lol:

of course this is the basic version – the deluxe model, you press her belly button and a chocolate profiterole pops out of her . . . . :lol:

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