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April 20, 2014

Swollen Penis Appeal Reaches Target

by The Madhatters

bandaged penisLess than 24 hours after launching an online appeal for funds to help treat a swollen penis, Miles Jelfs had received more than the £200 he needed

http://www.gofundme.com/8ers64

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April 20, 2014

The Easter Story

by The Madhatters

he was here a minute ago

he was here a minute ago, honest!

Today, christians around the world will be celebrating Easter – the day Jesus Christ arose from the dead

I always had trouble with this story as a kid

Folk told me that God so loved Man that he sent his only son to be killed by us (some dad that, eh?) – that Jesus died for our sins, yet the whole point of Easter was seemingly to celebrate the fact that he didn’t die at all ?

Made no sense to me then. Makes no sense to me now

But if you’re a believer . . .

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April 18, 2014

Brits Queue to Piss on PM

by The Madhatters
heh, heh !

heh, heh !

David Cameron, the UK Prime Minister has been stung by a jelly fish while holidaying in Lanzarote

(the condition of the jelly fish is unknown)

On hearing the news, outside the PM’s official residence in Londom, gathered quickly a bunch of folk only too willing to . . .

April 18, 2014

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

by The Madhatters

big bumIt’s the question men most hate to be asked (closely followed by ‘do you love me?‘)

Now, though, instead of lying, guys, just tell the woman in your life she . . .

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April 18, 2014

Something for the Weekend – No 106

by The Madhatters

Don’t forget, if you want to listen again to previous weekend songs, go to the ‘category filter’ on the side bar and select ‘something for weekend’ from the drop down list

And be sure to post your own favourite song(s) in the comment section to this post

April 17, 2014

Only in America

by The Madhatters

prisonerRyan Holle is serving a life sentence in a Florida prison, with no possibility of parole – convicted of pre-meditated murder, though everyone, including the prosecutor, accepts he was asleep in bed when the crime was committed – http://tinyurl.com/omzprcs

April 17, 2014

Man vs Train

by The Madhatters

For some reason – other than just being a ‘plonker’ – this lad thought it would be ‘cool’ to video himself standing alongside a moving train

He thought he was standing far enough from the track to avoid being hit

The train driver proved him wrong !

and for those who wish to see that again, and again, in slow motion . . .

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April 16, 2014

No Porn Here, Honest !

by The Madhatters

sexyoldfart180Pensioners Ann Hayward, 72 and her husband Ron, 75 are in dispute with Virgin over a £900 bill for watching porn

The couple insist they have not downloaded any pay-per-view adult films.

They said the same back in 2009 and 2012, when they refused to pay demands for £190 and then £500 for adult movies – http://tinyurl.com/olsdmxg

P.S. alzheimer’s is a terrible thing, innit?

P.P.S. perhaps the Haywards should password protect their wireless connection?

April 16, 2014

British Pathé on Youtube

by The Madhatters

british patheThose of a certain age will remember British Pathé News – short films shown at the cinema in between the main films

Pre-internet and widespread ownership of TVs, these short films were often the only way to find out what was going on in the world

These newsreels didn’t just record events of historic importance, they also included light-hearted, quirky features

Now, 85,000 newsreels have been uploaded to Youtube and can be viewed here – https://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe/featured

April 16, 2014

Public Pisser Imprisoned

by The Madhatters

peeing manWho hasn’t been caught short at times, especially after a drink – desperate for a pee and no toilet in sight ?

Times like these there’s only one thing to do

Just make sure you’re not caught in the act, though – especially if you are in America.

This poor bugger got 18 months in jail for relieving the pressure on his bladder where he shouldn’t

http://tinyurl.com/kldg8nn

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