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July 20, 2014

Man Firing Blanks Shot

by The Madhatters

penis threatened by gun200unhappy with her man’s performance in bed, Sadie Bell shot him in the stomach

she later told cops she suspected he (Edward Lee) was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough cum – http://tinyurl.com/p3f7ndk

so let this be a lesson to you, guys

practising ‘safe sex’ is more than just giving the girl a fake name and address – it also includes checking her for firearms !

July 20, 2014

Woody

by The Madhatters

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July 19, 2014

Duncan is a . . .

by The Madhatters

Hhmmm, what to make of this ?

following a suggestion on B&P, I opened a new tab in my chrome browser and typed my name followed by ‘is a’ in the address box

this is a screen grab of google’s attempt to second guess what I was looking for – based presumably on frequency of previous searches – which makes one wonder about all those folk that think I’m a tampon !

Screen shot 2014-07-19 at 07.45.11

this is one you can try at home – what does google think you are?

go on, you know you’re curious now !

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July 19, 2014

Lilica

by The Madhatters

a stray dog adopted by the owner of a junkyard in Brazil travels 4 miles every night to fetch food for the other animals at the junkyard

July 18, 2014

British Feet Getting Bigger

by The Madhatters

man with big feetAccording to a study released last month by the College of Podiatry – (there’s a word you don’t hear very often) -, the average shoe size of men and women in the UK has increased by around two sizes since the 1970s

Despite this, many of us persist, out of habit, buying the same size shoe we always have – resulting in us ‘suffering with our feet’ from ill-fitting shoes – http://tinyurl.com/nj7zyoe

P.S. no news on whether . . .

July 18, 2014

The Train now standing . . .

by The Madhatters

commuterThis is a special announcement for the passenger standing on platform 9

South African Railways regret to announce that the 10.30 express from Johannesburg to Nigel won’t be going anywhere very fast because of a fault on the line – some buggers have nicked it !

http://tinyurl.com/ntaoj3u

July 18, 2014

Rapper Wanker

by The Madhatters

Rapper Wanker

Full story – http://tinyurl.com/kx9nyj2

July 18, 2014

Something for the Weekend – No 119

by The Madhatters

Don’t forget, if you want to listen again to previous weekend songs, go to the ‘category filter’ on the side bar and select ‘something for weekend’ from the drop down list

And be sure to post your own favourite song(s) in the comment section to this post

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July 17, 2014

Dogs in Wheelcarts playing Fetch

by The Madhatters

just a bunch of dogs having fun !

via Metro – http://tinyurl.com/lobtjld

July 17, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

questionwhat is the little girl thinking ?

http://imgur.com/gDfsqQp

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