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August 18, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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August 18, 2014

Crook has Rubbish Idea

by The Madhatters

binbag in queueWhen attempting to rob a supermarket, there are some things one needs to consider

one needs to disguise one’s appearance – and one should aim for some element of surprise, i.e., act naturally and don’t do anything to draw attention to yourself before demanding money

20 yr old Kevin Clarence succeeded in the former but not so well in the latter – people tend to notice a man standing in a supermarket queue with a bin bag on their head

http://tinyurl.com/klgp86a

August 18, 2014

How Smart are Dogs ?

by The Madhatters

August 17, 2014

Sexual Abuse of Children

by The Madhatters

rape victimLet me confess right from the start that I can’t abide Cliff Richard – [holier than thou arseholes get right on my tits!]

But Cliff has been accused of sexually assaulting a young boy in 1985

Police raided his home last Thursday, knowing he was out of the country, and spent 5 hours looking for evidence

FFS 1985 was almost 30 years ago – what evidence did they expect to find ?

Cliff is the latest ‘celebrity’ to be accused of sexually assaulting a ‘minor’ 30+ years ago

Now I don’t know if he is guilty or not

But it is a . . .

August 17, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

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August 17, 2014

What’s Up, Pussycat ?

by The Madhatters

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August 16, 2014

Lies, Damn Lies, and Photoshop

by The Madhatters

blair feet on coffinI received an email the other day from an ex-army mate

the email started ‘this is a disgrace’ and was indignant about the lack of respect shown by Tony Blair to UK troops killed in battle

what had sparked this moral outrage was a pic attached to the email showing tony blair sat in a military transport plane with his feet resting on a coffin

just one small problem

the photo is a FAKE

how do I . . .

August 16, 2014

This One’s for Blondes

by The Madhatters

deary me, some folk have got very dirty minds – it’s for your hair, folks. Honest !

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August 15, 2014

Aarrgh !

by The Madhatters

man scream that scream was the reaction of Nobbly – madhattters’, proud defender and guardian of the english language as spoke by us Brits and not the bastardised version spoke by bloody foreigners – on hearing the news that words such as . . .

‘Amazeballs’
‘humblebrag’
‘Adorbs’
‘yolo’

and other examples of ‘street speak’ have been accorded a place in the Oxford English Dictionary – http://tinyurl.com/k4lcyyf

now, i’m not one to humblebrag

it’s a fact that i’m . . .

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August 15, 2014

Amen to that !

by The Madhatters

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pic via B&P

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