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December 17, 2014

The Easy Way to Decorate a Tree

by duncanr

If only (sigh) . . .

December 16, 2014

Naughty Birds

by duncanr

a newly washed car is too much of a temptation for some birds watching from a nearby tree

December 16, 2014

BNP Arseholes

by duncanr

Screen shot 2014-12-16 at 04.34.17the BNP (British National Party) – a bunch of ignorant, fascist wankers – has issued a christmas card ‘which claims the festival is being stealthily destroyed by the authorities to please Muslims’http://tinyurl.com/o4blucx

notwithstanding I doubt many, if any, BNP supporters actually attend church on a regular basis, this claim is a load of bollocks

if the birth of Jesus plays an . . .

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December 16, 2014

Ho, Ho, Fucking Ho

by duncanr

another in the madhatter NSFW ‘alternative’ xmas songs you won’t hear in your local shopping centre or mall

December 16, 2014

If Life Gives You Melons . . .

by duncanr

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via B&P

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December 15, 2014

I’ll Ride With You

by duncanr

hands of frienshipone event has dominated the news today – the police siege of a cafe in Sydney, Australia, where an armed muslim jihadist was holding customers hostage

as expected, and following the pattern of what happened after the 9/11 attack on the twin towers in New York, some ignorant folk have . . .

December 15, 2014

Homeless Good Samaritan

by duncanr

60379.02cd7c11d1465d92c4bdb4cca892120aDominique Harrison-Bentzen, a student at University of Lancaster, lost her bank card in Preston city centre

with no money to get home, a homeless man offered her what little money he had collected so she could get a taxi home

now Dominique wants to repay his kindness

she is planning to . . .

December 15, 2014

The Naughty List

by duncanr

as his older sister, a little girl is desperate to get her little brother off Santa’s ‘naughty list’

December 14, 2014

Frosty the Pervert

by duncanr

another in the madhatter series of ‘iffy’ xmas songs :lol:

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December 14, 2014

Too Slow Pensioner Penalised

by duncanr

crossing ragehere’s a fine money raising scheme from Italy that cash-strapped councils in the UK might do well to adopt :wink:

http://tinyurl.com/mrbq2th

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