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September 19, 2015

When is a bomb not a bomb?

by NobblySan

Or more to the point, when is not a bomb, a bomb?


When somebody wants to make a stupid political point at the expense of a child.

September 15, 2015

African proverbs

by NobblySan

A man whose neighbour has a small loincloth knows that the end is in sight

Obviously, we all know that this proverb is attributed to the late Nelson Mandela (not the South African one, but a Ugandan bloke who used to run a hardware shop on Cheetham Hill Road in Manchester).

The thing is – there must be hundreds of similar African Proverbs kicking around and going to waste. Can I rely on you lot to print them here so they can enrich the lives of other readers?

Eh? Eh?

Go on – you know you want to.

September 6, 2015

So shove that up your religiously-inclined arse.

by NobblySan

Lifted from a link on my friend and ex-boss’s Facebook page, here’s one that really made me smile.

He is a proud American, one of the nicest blokes I have ever met, and is currently appalled at the state of politics in his country.

September 4, 2015

How do you solve a problem like . . .

by NobblySan

. . . Maria  Donald

September 3, 2015

“Dai! There’s new striptease pics on the internet, look you!”

by NobblySan

Obviously, there is no racism on the MH and the use of a dubious attempt at a Welsh sounding title is there purely because I can’t even begin to attempt a Kiwi one – except by removing all the vowels, which would just be silly.



September 3, 2015

Spot the Difference

by NobblySan

CaptureWell, it’s quite easy to spot, as it happens.

Spot the likeness may have been a more difficult challenge.

I don’t know who’s dafter; her or Hasbro.

August 27, 2015

I’m posting my third post in a row . . .

by NobblySan

. . . that begins with “I’m”

August 27, 2015

I’m worried about this

by NobblySan

I mean – the fishing industry has been in decline for years, so how many foreign nets can we allow into the country before good hCaptureonest, decent, hardworking British nets are forced out of work.

Send ’em back!

British nets for British fishing!

August 27, 2015

I’m waiting for the NRA . . .

by NobblySan

. . . to call for all TV crews to be armed in order to reduce the number of shooting-related deaths.

August 26, 2015

Only in Wales?

by NobblySan



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