Author Archive

May 22, 2015

Canty Birthday ye Auld Bugger . . .

by ratty

Today, Kimers an’ Gentlemen readers, is th’ occasion ay Duncan’s 94th birthday.

At th’ top ay his present list is a bottle ay scotch, incontinence keks, a zimmer frame and/ur a bathchair.

Guid oan ye, Duncan. Hae a stoatin day.

February 25, 2015

Duncan, this sounds awfully like you !

by ratty
November 3, 2014

Racism gone MAD !

by ratty

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days

October 10, 2014

Wow ! Woo-hoo !

by ratty

I think it’s time for a break from tradition here, and bring your attention to

October 3, 2014

Mad Hatters at the fore . . .

by ratty

What was a Johnny Foreigner bird doing in British Air Space in the first place ?

September 23, 2014

Weel, whit dae ye ken !

by ratty

Headline to a story in the Telegraph (Edition for Expats.)

“Caber tossing from Canada to Australia and beyond”

And yet, Duncan’s lot can only chuck ’em a few yards !

September 17, 2014

YES or NO ?

by ratty

It’s less than 24 hours before Scotland’s residents go to the Voting Booths and have their say on whether Scotland should remain in the Union, or become an Independent country.

Various Opinion Polls have suggested that, give or take, the split ibetween those for or against remaining in the Union is 50/50.

What do you think ?

What is the real vote going to be ?

This is nothing to do with what you wish the outcome to be, but what you realistically believe will be the result.

I’ll start the ball rolling . . .

August 1, 2014

Don’t this just get on your titties . . ?

by ratty

WINDOWS:  Please enter your new password

May 22, 2014

You could have knocked me down with a feather !

by ratty

As the saying goes “It’s not what you know, but WHO you know.”

Let me explain. I dedicate a lot of my free time to voluntary work with “Help the Aged” in the Midlands. One of my duties is to visit the elderly who are infirm and senile. It is in this capacity that I first made the acquaintance of one

May 19, 2014

A Liddle Heducashun

by ratty

. . . didd’n ‘urt no-one.

Some of you may know that I am a Cornishman (from the south western tip of the British Isles.) One with a mix of Spanish, Gypsy, Welsh and more than a splash of Irish blood cursing coursing its way through my veins, but, thankfully, just a piddlin’ bit of English.


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