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February 25, 2015

Duncan, this sounds awfully like you !

by ratty
February 13, 2015

Let this socialist country resound with Song of Big Fish Haul and be permeated with the fragrant smell of fish and other seafoods!

by NobblySan

This is brilliant!

You just couldn’t make up shit like this if you tried. Or could you?

Well, even if I couldn’t – I know a man who can…

February 10, 2015

Nursery rhymes with a 21st century twist

by NobblySan

Here’s a couple to give you the general idea – now get writing your own….

February 8, 2015

If Hitler had won WW2

by NobblySan

As we all know, he didn’t; and the third reich came second.

But what would life have been like, and what would have been different if the mono-testicular mustachioed maniac had actually sneaked a late winner from a lucky header at the near post?

All suggestions and ideas welcome.

Here’s one to start you off….

February 8, 2015

Chinese Takeaway

by duncanr

Screen shot 2015-02-08 at 08.51.47police in New South Wales are appealing for the public’s help in identifying a thieving toerag who nicked a terracotta warrior replica from outside a shop in Swansea – http://tinyurl.com/owhekqh

hard to see any recognisable feature of the man’s face from the CCTV footage but must be a good chance of recovering the statue at least

after all, inside or out, it’s not going . . .

February 6, 2015

This bloke was on the radio the other day

by NobblySan

I thought he was pretty good, so here you go…..

February 2, 2015

Oh bollocks!

by NobblySan

Mum….Mum….Mum….Mum….Mum….

Can I ‘ave one of those new phones, Mum?

Awww… go on Mum , they

January 24, 2015

Headline of the week?

by NobblySan

Surely they don’t get any better than this.

You couldn’t write dafter stuff if you tried.

Or could you?

January 21, 2015

What a knob! – No. 372 in the series.

by NobblySan

Some people just about deserve all the shit that comes their way.

This dozy twat is no exception.

All together now…..

What a knob!

January 21, 2015

I hate you, Butler.

by NobblySan

To be honest, I think he looks more like Blakey from ‘On the buses’

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