Surely it can’t be…..
Tell me it’s not true………
Sweet old man says
Call me handsome ma’am
Wearing his kilt proudly
Fishing for wishes
By the sea of birthdays
It would appear that, in announcing Duncan’s birthday through a new version of the blog header, our ratty has been a touch premature.
Does he make a habit of this sort of thing?
We should be told!
I was just flicking through the BBC news site, and came across this piece, about children who, over the years, have met the queen.
It’s typical of the BBC in this year of media self-indulgence to publicise such events, and to some extent - why not?
However, what with me being an old cynic, and always looking for the downside of any progaganda, I immediately thought of Kirsty Howard.
Being of a more scientific bent that my old (much older…) mate, Duncan – I have researched the business of male/female attraction, starting from the standard theoretical platform of mathematical modelling.
Studies based on collection and collation of empirical data, such as interviewing love-struck morons, typically yield such wishy-washy, unreliable and untrustworthy results as shown in Duncan’s post.
“It’s their eyes.”……
Nothing could be further from the truth.
Below is a fairly old study, which comes a lot closer to the mark, and I’m sure will be appreciated by all interested parties.
….well, the blokes at least.
Sorry girls – but the blokes need to understand…..The importance of the GFS factor.
I’ve nicked this from another blog – http://200weeks.police999.com/ – which is well worth a visit.