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December 1, 2015

Cœurs Solitaires*

by ratty

* frog for Lonely Hearts

MADHATTERS is happy to announce a NEW SERVICE for our readers

Cœurs Solitaires is a service open, both to a Lady wishing to acommodate a new male member into her fold, and to a Gentleman seeking to widen the rings of his Lady friends.

Why not avail yourself of this FREE service and submit your own request for a bonk.

Please note that all the announcements carry a reference code. This should be quoted in replies or referred to in comments.

December 1, 2015


by NobblySan


November 21, 2015

The first brass monkey weather of winter

by NobblySan

Last night, it snowed here in the tropical paradise of Oldham-sur-mer.

This afternoon it was time for a walk, and for the dogs to enjoy themselves in what was left of the snow.

All very nice, I’m sure, but can it please now go away?




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November 18, 2015

Scam – beware!

by NobblySan

I feel it my duty to warn you all of a particular scam, of which I  myself have fallen foul.

This scam is widespread, and despite the best efforts of Thatcher’s government to eradicate it from the UK many years ago, still blights the lives of many people not just here, but indeed, around the world.

Thankfully, by skillful and vigilant scheming and manoeuvering, our dear friend ratty has managed to avoid this scam for many years.

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November 17, 2015

The idiot’s guide to La Marseillaise

by NobblySan

Before tonight’s England vs France ‘friendly’ at Wembley (the last one was an away match at Waterloo, I believe) both sets of fans were urged to join in singing the French national anthem.

Some helpful soul produced a version of the lyrics that yer average cockney could understand:-

November 16, 2015

I know that I’m from the county of the red rose, but . . .

by NobblySan

. . . there are times when I really have to admire the spirit of that white rose lot from the other side of the pennines.

November 13, 2015

So you think that’s funny, do you?

by NobblySan

Reading through today’s news, I noticed that Woody Allen’s Annie Hall was voted the funniest screenplay of all time by the Writers Guild of America.

I must admit to never having seen this apparent masterpiece, so can’t comment on how worthy it is of being given this accolade.

“What would get the Nobbly vote?”  I hear you ask.

OK – in first place, we have Blazing Saddles, and in second we have an honourable tie between Life of Brian and Airplane!

Classics, the lot of ’em, and not a Rizla ™ to be slipped between them in truth, but Blazing Saddles just shades it for sheer silliness.

November 10, 2015

Apologies for the picture of a truly horrible woman.

by NobblySan

Just in from No1 son . . .

In the interests of public decency, and to avoid panic in the ranks of right-minded people, the photo is hidden within this link.

If the photo offends too much, just cover it with your hand before scrolling down and reading some wondrous wit from Mr Frankie Boyle, who is becoming quite the entertaining columnist now that he’s over his spell of being a bit of  an attention-seeking tosser.

November 9, 2015


by duncanr

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November 5, 2015

JFDI, Disney!

by NobblySan

Go on, you know it’s the right thing to do.

Sad story here.


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