Can’t help feel it loses something in ‘translation’
July 11, 2009 — NobblySan
How you found your way here doesn’t really matter. The important thing is that you’re here, and that you find something to laugh at, get annoyed about, or even better – join in with.
As far as I know, none of us actually make hats for a living, and as for being mad, you can make up your own mind about that after having had chance to take a look around.
If you do want to stick around for a while, then please visit the introductions page (top right…in the blue bit)
Men : what use are they ?
July 10, 2009 — duncanr
Scientists in Newcastle have reportedly found a way of growing human sperm in the lab –
thereby theoretically doing away with the need for men to ensure the continuance of the human race.
But if men are no longer needed for procreation – are there any other reasons women might like to keep them around for?
I can think of a couple myself -
a. without men, who would explain the offside rule in footie ?
b. without men, who would explain the rules of cricket ?
But what about you ladies?
If you don’t need us for our sperm, are there any other reasons you might want to keep us around ?
S.O.S.
July 2, 2009 — duncanr
Help !
Help !
Someone help me, please – HELP !!!
All the windows are open, the doors are open to create a through draft, we’ve nipped out to the local DIY store and bought some fans but . . .
It’s still fecken 31.5 degrees in this office.
All my clothes are sticking to me
the sweats puddling in my shoes
I’m wilting in the heat
Someone please, please help me
I think I’m going to die –
There’s only one thing can save me now
Please, please – send BEER !!!
Miracle or Pure Luck?
June 30, 2009 — JulieA Yemenia Airways Airbus 310 with 142 passengers – including three children -and a crew of 11 Yemenis on board crashed into the Indian Ocean in the early hours of this morning.
Yet another tragic disaster!
Various news sources are reporting that a 5 year old child has been pulled alive from the ocean!!
Now assuming (hoping desperately) that these stories are true, I’d be interested to know how many posters believe in miracles?
I have to say I’m heading towards the miracle side, I don’t believe that pure luck can go this far!
Is this really SPORT??
June 29, 2009 — JulieSouth Africa rugby player Schalk Burger has been banned from playing for eight weeks after a gruesome on-pitch eye-gouging attack.
The gouge ….
“This is sport, this is what it’s about,” Springbok coach Peter De Villiers said.
The guilty party ….
Rugby is a man’s game, most definitely not for sissies ….. and I’m a proud Bokke supporter, but I have to disagree with Mr de Villiers’ pathetic comment ….. No Sir, that is NOT sport!
SHAME ON YOU SCHALK AND PETER!!
LIONS vs BOKKE
June 27, 2009 — JulieJust popped in to shove this down your throats, have a little gloat, inform you …..
http://www.lionsrugby.com/thetour/8333.php
I’m so very very distraught , actually I’m not celebrating …. I’m going out to paint the town red, green and gold …… 
Farrah loses fight
June 25, 2009 — JulieCharlie’s Angels star Farrah Fawcett today lost her two-year battle with cancer.
The 62-year-old actress, who became an icon to millions during the 1970s, died in a hospital in Los Angeles surrounded by her family and friends.
A devout Catholic, the Charlie’s Angels star was read the last rites this morning.
It had been her last wish to marry actor Ryan O’Neal, who she had a son with during a stormy relationship that lasted for 27 years.
But the wedding was unable to take place due to the amount of medical care she needed.
Rest in peace, dear Charlie’s Angel!
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