Hear ye! Hear ye! I pray your indulgence to listen to the words of the wise Mr. Stickybud.
I know Mad Hatters is a blog for humour, but Duncs himself posts plenty of serious subjects. Here’s one. It was intended for Fried Korn Flakes, but I left it a bit late, so NobblySan kindly agreed to post it for me.
You may find some of the language in the following poem offensive. I make no apologies for my choice of words: I am extremely offended by being considered a criminal for using the most beneficial plant on earth, one which can only do the human body good.
This preamble was going to consist of a list of maximum penalties for various crimes: such as “The law considers possession of cannabis to be two-and-a-half times as bad as necrophilia, since the maximum sentence is 5 years, compared with that of 2 years for ‘sexual penetration of a corpse’”
However, events have overtaken my sloth in posting the poem, as the Sentencing Council has recently issued new guidelines for punishing cannabis criminals.
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