Idle buggers
The IT Kama Sutra
November 10, 2009 — duncanr
Britney Better Dumb !!!
November 8, 2009 — duncanrBritney Spears Australian tour is not going well.
Several punters who had paid $200 a ticket walked out of her concert in Perth after only 3 songs – pissed off that she was miming (or ‘lip-synching’ as the cool dudes prefer to call it) rather than singing.
They had paid a lot of money to see her perform live and felt they had been ripped off when she mimed her songs.
Trust me folks, you had a lucky escape. You’re better off if she mimes. Don’t believe me? Listen for yourself. This is what is picked up by her microphone while she’s performing
British Fallen in Afghanistan
November 7, 2009 — duncanr
For more details and tributes to all British Personnel who have lost their lives in Afghanistan . . . click here
Who’s yer daddy?
November 5, 2009 — NobblySan
This lot is almost certainly not true, and has been doing the rounds of the email circuit for some time now, but I reckon it’s worth an airing here.
The list below is supposedly a genuine list of comments taken from submission forms to the UK Child Support Agency. For non-UK types, this is a much despised organisation that is supposedly responsible for ensuring that absentee fathers pay regular and fair upkeep to the mothers of their kids.
Anyhow, for the list of claimant statements, click below…..
Writing Badly Really Well
October 29, 2009 — duncanr
Do you aspire to be a writer?
There are all sorts of ‘creative writing’ courses out there offering advice on how to turn that great idea in your head into a best-selling novel
Alternatively, you could start by reading Joel Stickley’s blog offering advice on what NOT to do if you are intent on creating your masterpiece.
Tip 1 – do not overuse a Thesaurus !!! (see example of such below)
She manipulated the garment in a cogitative mode.
‘Hmm,’ she vocalised. ‘This attire is verifiably marvellous. What is it constituted from?
‘From the most meritorious velveteen,’ defined her interlocutor, simpering coincidentally.
‘Is it?’ iterated the party of the first part. ‘That’s felicitous.’
‘Additionally, this specified object has the property of being subdivided in terms of its defining mercantile characteristic, and can be taken possession of for the diminutive quantity of merely a half-dozen currency units,’ the retail employee informed.
‘Exoneration?’ supplicated the protagonist appropriately. The commercial tertiary sector worker eyeballed her perspicaciously.
‘I said it’s five ninety-nine. Do you want it or not?’
Evil Look
October 24, 2009 — duncanrThis vid has been viewed over 28 million times on YouTube so chances are a lot of you will have already seen it but I’m posting it anyway ‘cos it makes me smile.
I take it back ….
October 12, 2009 — JulieI recently made a comment that our cops couldn’t shoot straight.
I take my words back … some of them are actually quite a crack shot!
There were just a few small problems though.
Firstly, the hijacked car was a Toyota Corolla, they were chasing a Toyota Conquest. Ok, both cars were grey (so what the heck if it was a different model altogether – they were at least chasing someone!).
Then they decide to do a bit of target practice, and this time manage to actually hit their target! However, unfortunately for a couple of cops, an innocent woman is killed, two innocent people are hurt, and an innocent guy’s car is shot full of holes!
At least we now have the reassurance that some of our cops can shoot straight!
… just get the right damn target next time guys!
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