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January 24, 2015

Headline of the week?

by NobblySan

Surely they don’t get any better than this.

You couldn’t write dafter stuff if you tried.

Or could you?

January 21, 2015

What a knob! – No. 372 in the series.

by NobblySan

Some people just about deserve all the shit that comes their way.

This dozy twat is no exception.

All together now…..

What a knob!

January 21, 2015

I hate you, Butler.

by NobblySan

To be honest, I think he looks more like Blakey from ‘On the buses’

January 14, 2015

Hurrah!

by NobblySan

A beautiful British party, with a beautiful British name.

Not to mention some sensible policies for a better society.

Bring it on.

January 11, 2015

Yorkshire travel disruption

by NobblySan

The Highways Agency has issued a warning of travel disruption, and advised people to expect long delays due to extensive road-narrowing works where the 4-lane M62 leaves Greater Manchester and enters Yorkshire.

Apparently, 4 lanes is too much for 

January 8, 2015

Je suis Charlie

by NobblySan

Oui, mes amis – moi aussi.

I’m not given to bandwagon-jumping, or idly trotting out slogans, but I feel that ‘Je suis Charlie‘ is something that should remain in the public consciousness for as long as is possible.

Below are two very different takes on the recent religious atrocity in Paris – both expressing the same view, each in their own way.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30714702

and

https://leagueofmentalmen.wordpress.com/2015/01/07/barbarism/

Sad times, ladies and gentlemen.

Sad times indeed.

 

January 6, 2015

Kai

by duncanr

as a dog lover, stories like this break my heart – http://tinyurl.com/m5fpktz

o-DOG-KAI-570

a small consolation is that he does not appear to have been mistreated and the presence of the suitcase with his favourite belongings suggests he was loved by the owner who abandoned him as a result of circumstances we know nothing about

January 2, 2015

Is it on the Right or the Left?

by duncanr

I’ve done this myself on occasion, particularly if in an unfamiliar car – driven in to a petrol station and realised I don’t know whether the fuel cap is on the driver’s or the passenger’s side of the car

I know what you’ll be thinking after watching this woman in Nottingham, though – she’s pretty damn good with her 3-point turns !

January 1, 2015

Not exactly the milk of human kindness

by NobblySan

A few weeks ago, I commented on some random post or other in the form of a  diary entry from one Herr A. Hitler, introducing a frightfully cunning play on words changing diary to dairy, and writing as if the auld Austrian git actually owned a dairy farm.

I’ve expanded on this below, and was wondering  in my optimistic naivete if anybody fancied picking up the next day’s entry……

If you can’t be arsed, then bollocks to you.

Oh, and don’t just hit the pigging LIKE button…. bloody well join in – I’m not writing any more of this shit without help!

January 1, 2015

Happy New Year

by duncanr

drunk scotsmana guid new year tae ye all, folks !

I hope 2015 brings you all you would wish for yourself, your friends, and your kin

as we say in Scotland . . .

May the best ye hae iver seen be the warst ye’ll iver see.
May the moose ne’er lea’ yer girnal wi the tear drap in its ee.
May ye aye keep hale an herty till ye’re auld eneuch tae dee.
an’ may ye aye be juist sae happy as A wiss ye aye tae be.

[May the best you have ever seen be the worst you will ever see.
May the mouse never leave your grain store with a tear drop in its eye.
May you always stay whole and hearty until you are old enough to die.
May you still be as happy as I wish you always to be.]

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