The Mad Hatters

Daily Chat – 18th Jul 2009

duncanr — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:17:46 +0000

A highbrow is anyone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger (Jack Perlis)

Musical Vagina

duncanr — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:01:44 +0000

They do things differently in USA

duncanr — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:39:44 +0000

Live in Missouri?

Looking to buy a car?

Want one with GPS fitted as standard ?

Top of the range in-car entertainment system ?

Or what about an AK47 assault rifle ?

That grab your fancy?

For every car bought during August, Max Motors is giving a voucher which can be exchanged for a free AK47 at participating Gun Dealers.

“We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion,” Mark Muller of Max Motors said. “We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun.”

“You ever shot an AK? Oh, they’re a blast.”

I know what I think, but…

NobblySan — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:25:00 +0000

…make up your own minds about this image of ‘The ghost of Jacko‘ that for some reason best known to itself, chose to appear on the bonnet (hood, to some…) of an old Rover 200

No words necessary, but for details of someone with an eye to the main chance, read the full rather dubious story here…

New Flying Squad ?

duncanr — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:48:09 +0000

Panda Car - OUT

Police officers who indulge in witchcraft have been given the right to take Hallowe’en and the summer solstice off as religious holidays.

Bosses have formally recognised pagans as a minority group and granted them the same rights as others such as Muslims.

Members of the new Pagan Police Association will have guaranteed holiday on the faith’s eight festival days.

Broomstick - IN

Terry Sanderson, President of the National Secular Society, thinks all faith groups are ‘dangerous’, could compromise police impartiality, and wants all religious groups within the police dismantled.

The Home Office and the Police Federation, however, support the pagan officers.

Source . . .

Daily Chat – 17th Jul 2009

duncanr — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:34:12 +0000

A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man (Mignon McLaughlin)

Michael Jackson : A Place with no Name

duncanr — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:27:25 +0000

New song from Michael Jackson

It’s caption time….

NobblySan — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:06:35 +0000

I’ve posted this before, looking for smartarse captions – but I think it was elsewhere, rather than in the MadHatters, so what the hell.

By way of a partial explanation, this was a page from a newspaper that was being used as packaging for a shipment of glass that we received here at work, from mainland China

But what the hell is going on?

BASTARDS !!!

duncanr — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:59:12 +0000

A puppy is looking for a new home after having its ears and tail cut off with scissors then abandoned.

According to staff at the Lost Dog’s Home in Melbourne, the pup is

“. . .(physically) improving slightly every day,”

“His hearing will not be perfect, but he’s not deaf.

“But mentally, he’s is still traumatised and is hiding from people.”

Source . . .

Daily Chat – 16th Jul 2009

duncanr — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:14:19 +0000

A shin is a device for finding things in the dark (Colin Bowles)