The Mad Hatters

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duncanr — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:53:40 +0000

Remembering Challenger Astronauts

duncanr — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:15:20 +0000

January 28, 1986, seven NASA Astronauts died when the Space Shuttle Challenger broke up just 73 seconds after launch.

The crew of STS-51-L: Front row from left, Mike Smith, Dick Scobee, Ron McNair. Back row from left, Ellison Onizuka, Christa McAuliffe, Greg Jarvis, Judith Resnik.

Image credit: NASA

Mr Toilet Tackles Shit

duncanr — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:04:27 +0000

Shit is a serious health hazard for many people of the world. One man fighting to improve the lot of the estimated 2.6 billion people affected by poor sanitation is “Mr Toilet”

Billy Bass Brutalized

duncanr — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:49:52 +0000

O.K. hands up who’s got one of those singing fish in their house.

C’mon, don’t be shy. Own up. You’re amongst friends here.

Of course, not everyone likes them. Some folks (and dogs too, it seems) find them bloody irritating

Bank Robber Shoots Himself in the Foot

duncanr — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 03:45:39 +0000

Some folk are just not cut out for a life of crime

They just don’t possess the necessary motor skills, eye-hand co-ordination, and coolness under pressure to become a successful career criminal

Take the guy captured in this CCTV footage. All he had to do, while his mates were inside robbing a Bank in Parana, Brazil, was to stand at the door and prevent anyone coming into the bank while the robbery was in progress.

Simple enough task one would have thought. Instead, this plonker accidentally shot himself in the foot and was arrested by the police later when he went to a hospital for treatment

Bank Robber Shoots Himself in the Foot, posted with vodpod

Mitt’s Income vs Your Income

duncanr — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:23:50 +0000

Just to give you an idea of the gap that separates the small number of very rich folk in the USA and the much larger number of americans forced to make do on not very much money at all, “Slate.com” has a nifty wee income calculator where you can find out how long Mitt Romney would need to work to earn as much as you do in a year. Or, alternatively, how long you would need to work, at your current level of pay, before your earnings match what Romney makes in a year

Click the following link to try it for yourself

http://tinyurl.com/6rgqsev

India Rising

duncanr — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 07:04:48 +0000

As well as being ‘Australia Day’ this day is also ‘Republic Day” in India

G’Day Mate : Happy Australian Day

duncanr — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 06:30:55 +0000

I love a sunburnt country
With Chops-n Snags-n Chips
Kangaroos and Holden cars
I love this place to bits
Campin’ on the river
Or Swimmin’ by the sea
“Aussie, Aussie, Aussie”
It’s a wide brown land for me
So c’mon mates and grab a beer
A Rum or Bourbon an’ raise your glasses high
And get . . .someone who Dogs us
And punch them in the eye
Coz I’m a flamin’ Aussie
I’ll take it in me stride
Don’t like it here then ‘Bugger Off’
Cause I have Australian pride

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Baby Repeatedly says F**k

duncanr — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:02:29 +0000

For F*cks sake – will someone please give the little f*cker a fork !

Tea Spices up Sex Life

duncanr — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:12:13 +0000

Sex with your long-term partner not as frequent or as enjoyable as it was when you first got together?

Want to spice up your sex life?

Forget sex toys and contorted positions (you’ll only do yourself an injury)

What you need is . . . a nice cup of tea !

Yup, according to marital therapist Andrew G Marshall, the key to an improved, more enjoyable sex life is a bit of coitus interruptus for a nice cuppa and a chat before getting back in the saddle again

“If you stop in the middle of love-making to have tea and talk to each other, it shows how desire comes and goes – that sex isn’t just a race to the end. It allows you time to be intimate with each other. Sex which used to last 15 minutes suddenly lasts an hour and a half”

Source – http://tinyurl.com/7s49ak6

Gulp !

“15 minutes” ???

Bugger! – I’ve been doing it wrong