Hi and welcome to the Cafe!
Please feel free to introduce yourself!
This is an area for cafe people – regulars and newcomers alike – to leave a little bit of information about themselves, if they wish to do so. You don’t have to; it’s entirely optional, and your little bit of blurb can be as truthful or as tongue-in-cheek as you like.
We just want to let new visitors to the cafe know the sort of people that they’ll be hanging out with.
p.s. Duncan (the patron) is a grumpy old scots git – who’s usually p*ssed in the corner, in the event that he (ever) replies to a comment, feel free to ignore it!