I haven’t a clue what they’re talking about in this video but I guess the message is this guy is in the wrong job?
March 1, 2013
Masturbating Artist’s Sperm a Bio Hazard
A young man is upset that folk have been denied access to his sperm after it was declared a “bio-hazard”
Marc Bradley Johnson, had toiled for hours filling 68 vials with his semen, which he then microwaved [Pro Tip - no more than 8 secs (for those wishing to try this at home) otherwise the semen froths over the top of the vial] and placed in a refrigerated box for public display.
People viewing his “Still Life’ were invited to take some of his semen home with them – until concerns were raised about the health and safety issues, and the legality, of distributing bio-hazardous material (full details here – http://tinyurl.com/clcan85)
Hhmm, masturbation is an art, eh?
Guess that makes me an “Old Master” 
September 12, 2012
Sleeping Beauty Awakes
A previous post in Madhatters (see http://tinyurl.com/d7zj2r3) drew attention to a ‘living art’ exhibition in the Ukraine’s National Art Museum in Kiev, in which 5 glamorous woman played the part of a sleeping beauty.
Visitors were invited to try and awaken the girls with a kiss – the catch being that they had to sign a contract beforehand promising to marry her if their kiss awoke her from her slumber
Well, the sleeping beauty is now awake. Rather conveniently, the kiss that awoke her was not from a man, but a woman. I say conveniently, because . . .
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May 19, 2012
Invisible Art : Money for Nothing
Call me a philistine if you will – [I've been called a lot worse than that] – but a lot of what is referred to as ‘art’ these days is, in my opinion, a load of shite.
And some of the ‘works’ created by modern artists are, I’m convinced, just them having a laugh – taking the piss out of the ‘posers’ who claim to be ‘experts’
Take, for instance, a new exhibition at London’s Hayward Gallery of ‘invisible’ art.
Punters (suckers) will be charged £8 a time to look at . . .
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July 19, 2011
Arty Bollocks Generator
Madhatters has a new header. Some folk have said some very positive things about it !!!
It is all the work of our very own ‘ratty’
Not many folk know about this artistic side of the rather strange, but likable, Cornishman living in Algeria. For those who haven’t seen his ‘etchings’, his work generally explores the relationship between gender politics and recycling culture.
With influences as diverse as . . .
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