It’s a bit like this in my house at times with the puppies trying to get the older dogs to play with them
October 17, 2011
The Cat they couldn’t Kill
They say cat’s have 9 lives. If true, then this moggie has only 7 left.
Found wandering as a stray and handed in to the West Valley City Animal Shelter, it was decided to kill her after no-one came forward to claim her or adopt her after 30 days.
She was put into a gas chamber, but when taken out, still showed sings of breathing. Placed into a second gas chamber, she had no vital signs when removed from that chamber. Her body was then placed in a plastic bag and stored in a freezer.
Later, however . . .
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July 12, 2011
How to De-Activate a Cat
Disclaimer – readers wishing to try this with their wife or girlfriend do so at their own risk. Madhatters accept no responsibility for any adverse reaction encountered
May 29, 2011
A Tragic Tale of Unrequited Love
It was doomed from the start.
His friends told him it would never work, that he was getting ideas above his station – the gulf between them was too wide to be bridged.
They pointed to the difficulties any children of such a mixed marriage would face
He wouldn’t listen, though. He loved her and was determined to win her heart.
The lady was not to be won, however. She toyed with him – allowing him to get close to her at times, then dashing his hopes with a haughty dismissal
For 4 years he tried to win her affection – to no avail
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December 2, 2010
How to Wrap a Cat for Xmas
Kittens and puppies are cute, fluffy, adorable.
Many folks buy them on a whim at Xmas time.
Too often though the practicalities of keeping a pet and the responsibilities towards the health and wellbeing of that animal were not considered at the time of purchase and as the realities strike home a large number of these animals are abandoned by their new owners once Xmas is over. For that reason, many rehoming centres refuse to release cats and dogs to new owners over the Xmas period.
If you do want to gift someone a kitten for Xmas, and can find someone to sell you one, there are certain things you need to know
Madhatters are always ready to offer advice, so the first thing you will need to know is . . .
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April 9, 2010
Yorkshiremen are soft!
Proof, if ever it were needed, can be found here.
Unless, of course this is the Panther that Andy Holroyd keeps at home, claiming it to be a tabby cat.
December 29, 2009
Feline string emergency!
Oh my god!
This is serious.
We’ll need a police rapid response unit, fire and paramedics to deal with this emergency.
…Oh, and a saucer of milk.
