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An introduction to christianity.
This is just too good not to share….
Dave Allen at his irreverent best
I propose a toast to Andy Holroyd and his trousers – may he never quite grow into them.
What’s the best type of politician???
A dead one!!!
And voters in Winfield Missouri agree as they have re-elected their Mayor for a fourth term in office even though he died in March. Full story
So Mr. Brown you want to be re-elected????

certain requirements are necessary for a career as a politician.
You’ll love this…
A hospital in Dorset has had to remove the alcohol based hand gel (designed to prevent infections) from its non clinical areas, after it was discovered that people were stealing it to drink!

At last a use for hamsters….
Someone with a bit of nonse (or a twisted sense of humour) has coupled together the two items most commonly requiring removal at your local A&E department and invented ….
Looking for love
Mrs Linda Wolfe is lonely, having been single for the last 12 years she is lonely, and she likes being married. So much so that she has been married 23 times already.
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Anyone interested click here
Not in America – this time!
A man who accidentally cut his hand off while slicing meat at a processing plant in New Zealand has had it reattached.
What’s news about that? I hear you ask.
Well surgeons found that they had a particularly difficult job of re-attaching the limb because of the scar tissue from last time he had it re-attached.
Perhaps now he’ll realise that his skills may lie somewhere away from sharp implements.

