This is just too good not to share….
Dave Allen at his irreverent best
I propose a toast to Andy Holroyd and his trousers – may he never quite grow into them.
April 12, 2009
What’s the best type of politician???
A dead one!!!
And voters in Winfield Missouri agree as they have re-elected their Mayor for a fourth term in office even though he died in March. Full story
So Mr. Brown you want to be re-elected????
certain requirements are necessary for a career as a politician.
March 3, 2009
You’ll love this…
A hospital in Dorset has had to remove the alcohol based hand gel (designed to prevent infections) from its non clinical areas, after it was discovered that people were stealing it to drink!
March 2, 2009
At last a use for hamsters….
Someone with a bit of nonse (or a twisted sense of humour) has coupled together the two items most commonly requiring removal at your local A&E department and invented ….
February 23, 2009
Looking for love
Mrs Linda Wolfe is lonely, having been single for the last 12 years she is lonely, and she likes being married. So much so that she has been married 23 times already.
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Anyone interested click here
February 11, 2009
Not in America – this time!
A man who accidentally cut his hand off while slicing meat at a processing plant in New Zealand has had it reattached.
What’s news about that? I hear you ask.
Well surgeons found that they had a particularly difficult job of re-attaching the limb because of the scar tissue from last time he had it re-attached.
Perhaps now he’ll realise that his skills may lie somewhere away from sharp implements.
February 5, 2009
Ever made a mistake?
I’ve made some whoppers – but reading these made me feel so much better!
In 1631 printers of the King James Bible missed out a crucial word, ‘not’. So one of the ten commandments became: Though shalt commit adultery.
Better still an investigation into why the multi -million dollar Mars spacecraft failed to reach its destination in 1999, revealed that one of the scientists had been working in imperial measures while all the others had converted to metric.
Taken from Top 10 massive mistakes
So what was your worst one?
