One of Saudi Arabia’s morality police (aka arseholes or assholes, depending on where you live) spotted a woman wearing nail polish in a shopping mall and ordered her to leave immediately
The shameless hussy refused and called on the Mall security officers to intervene and stop the morality policeman (aka dickhead) from harrassing her
The male Mall security officers (aka arse-lickers) refused to help the painted lady – telling her that the policeman (aka wanker) was known to them and was a ‘good man’ (saudi code for an insecure, concerned about the size of his small dick, sexually repressed, scared of women, loser)
Staff at the Paradise Wildlife Park (UK) will be celebrating this morning after their choice to win the 2012 Eurovision Song Contest – Sweden – romped home easy winners last night
P.S. meanwhile, it was ritual humiliation for the UK as the perma-tanned pensioner selected to represent the country came next to last in the voting
There’s one Chinese athlete won’t be competing in the 2012 London Olympics – guy in red shirt, 2nd from left as you view the vid
P.S. I don’t reckon much for the guy in blue’s chances either [1st from the left as you view vid - finished last and knocked every hurdle over in the process]
In our conceit, we like to think of ourselves as top dogs of the animal kingdom – believing we were given dominion over the animals by a deity or that we reached our lofty position through evolution
Sometimes, though, an animal’s cunning pricks our arrogance
This article in the Ottawa Citizen made me laugh – go read it
