What Sort of Bitch are You ?
Apparently there are 90 different sorts of bitches
Of course, that’s just your ‘basic’ bitches
Many bitches combine two or more of the ‘basic’ bitches
To see the full list – Click here . . .
What Makes a Happy Marriage ?
According to a recent poll, married couples are most happy 2 years 11 months after their marriage. They are having great sex, done enough DIY to stamp their own personality on their house, and are comfortable with each others company.
So what makes a happy marriage/relationship?
Here are the results of the survey carried out by the web site confetti.co.uk
Top 10 things that lead to a happy marriage (relationship)
Enjoy 1 hour and 15 minutes ‘me time’ each day
Saying ‘thank you’ for helping out with household chores
One country walk together a month
Partner offering to make a cup of tea once a day
Spend 24 minutes having a heart-to-heart a day before bed
Kiss and make up following any arguments before falling asleep
Five cuddles and at least one ‘I love you’ a day
Four texts, calls or emails whilst at work a day
Three nights curled up on the sofa together a week
Husband compliments their wife twice a day
So what do you think? Do you agree with the above? Have you got any suggestions of your own to add to that list ?
What’s the best type of politician???
A dead one!!!
And voters in Winfield Missouri agree as they have re-elected their Mayor for a fourth term in office even though he died in March. Full story
So Mr. Brown you want to be re-elected????
certain requirements are necessary for a career as a politician.
for all you cynics
Doctors have found a link between optimism and a lower risk of heart disease, cancer related death and early death. Full story
So frankly speaking boys – the girls on this site will out live you! For details of how to include us in your wills please email us.
Village bachelors build road to romance
Barwaan Kala a virually inaccessible village in the remote Kaimur hills in India, is known locally as the “village of unmarried people” with some 121 bachelors living there.
At the last election they were visited by a politician who promised them “if you elect me I’ll stay a bachelor until we get a road to your village”, but as is the way with politicians, once in office he married, forgetting the village and his promise.
So the villagers have decided to take positive action and are working round the clock at building a 6km road to the next village. full story
duncan / nobbly look away - men working!!
Be careful who you kiss…
They’d know each other for 4 months and after a night on the town celebrating his birthday she told him that she loved him, demanded he kiss her and promptly bit his tongue off. To add insult to injury she then spat it out onto the floor!! Full story
The stories they hear at Newcastle Crown Court
Looking for love
Mrs Linda Wolfe is lonely, having been single for the last 12 years she is lonely, and she likes being married. So much so that she has been married 23 times already.
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Anyone interested click here
The ‘Times’ cure for a low Libido
I don’t know how I missed this one but it was published last week.
The Times newspaper tells us that the cure for a low libido is to have more sex. In fact it recommends that you agree to have sex each day for a whole year, the downside is that it has to be with your partner!
