Doctors have found a link between optimism and a lower risk of heart disease, cancer related death and early death. Full story
So frankly speaking boys – the girls on this site will out live you! For details of how to include us in your wills please email us.
Barwaan Kala a virually inaccessible village in the remote Kaimur hills in India, is known locally as the “village of unmarried people” with some 121 bachelors living there.
At the last election they were visited by a politician who promised them “if you elect me I’ll stay a bachelor until we get a road to your village”, but as is the way with politicians, once in office he married, forgetting the village and his promise.
So the villagers have decided to take positive action and are working round the clock at building a 6km road to the next village. full story
duncan / nobbly look away - men working!!
They’d know each other for 4 months and after a night on the town celebrating his birthday she told him that she loved him, demanded he kiss her and promptly bit his tongue off. To add insult to injury she then spat it out onto the floor!! Full story
The stories they hear at Newcastle Crown Court
Mrs Linda Wolfe is lonely, having been single for the last 12 years she is lonely, and she likes being married. So much so that she has been married 23 times already.
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I don’t know how I missed this one but it was published last week.
The Times newspaper tells us that the cure for a low libido is to have more sex. In fact it recommends that you agree to have sex each day for a whole year, the downside is that it has to be with your partner!
A recent survey showed that 48% of Australians have used their mobile phone whilst on the toilet, compared to 66% of Chinese people.
We at the Cafe, not wanting to be left out of such vital research, have approached the EU and requested funding for our very own “Cafe Users Mobile Phone Survey”.
But while we wait for confirmation of our free cup of coffee, we would like to take a quick straw poll. Multiple voting is compulsory encouraged allowed.
A Ukrainian woman who is to be wed in London is advertising on the internet for guests to fill her side of the church.
While the groom will have lots of family and friends present, only the bride’s parents are able to attend the ceremony. So she is advertising for around 30 ‘decent‘ guests to sit with her.
‘She also wants volunteers to be bridesmaids, groomsmen and ushers.’
Successful applicants will get an invite to the Reception afterwards.
Those interested are asked to submit a brief summary describing themselves together with a recent photograph.
[Tip to Nobbly - I wouldn't send in that pic of you on No Pants Day, if I was you !!! ]
The ability to make people laugh is a gift, Joan Cunnane worked tirelessly for 16 years in order to make the irreverent chuckle today. For she was a shopaholic and a hoarder. Her house, her garage and even her car were jammed full of her precious purchases.
At some point after Christmas Joan, Britain’s solution to the credit crunch, went to find something in her bedroom only to have half a dozen full suitcases collapse on top of her. Police think that she died of dehydration and have confirmed that there were no suspicious circumstances.
Ebay?
A woman in Portland Oregon woke with a violent pain in her arm, it was so intense she took herself off to the Emergency room. It was only when the nurse called for assistance with a Gun Shot Wound, that she realised that she’d been shot.
Her neighbour had thrown his loaded gun on his bed and it had accidentally discharged into the wall, coming out the other side, hitting the woman in her shoulder and travelling down her arm finally coming to rest in her biceps.
Returning home after surgery to remove the bullet, the woman reported that she was fearful and angry that her neighbour had not taken immediate responsibility for his actions. Though one can assume he, at least, covered the hole in the wall.
Guaranteed to raise a smile even from that World Champion cynic Nobbly!
(thanks Duncan!)
