Me bad ?
Guys, if you live in Zimbabwe or are planning to vacation there and should be lucky enough to find yourself in the bush with a young lady and . . . . well, you know the rest 
Just be careful to practice ‘safe sex’
In Zimbabwe, that means . . .
Step 1 – wear a condom
Step 2 – make sure the lady is on top !
Just saying ! 
What am I on about ?
Kalaripayat is an old martial art practiced in part of India. The various stances are modeled on the form of animals so it probably seemed like a good idea when planning a photo-shoot for Toronto’s Desi Life magazine to incorporate a real lion while Gitanjali Kolanad demonstrated the Simhavadivu (Lion stance)
In hindsight, however, it would have been wiser to demonstrate the Matsyavadivu (Fish stance) ?
This toddler’s parents put a lot of trust in the strength of that glass !
A lion has reportedly been seen near the railway station at Shepley in West Yorkshire (http://tinyurl.com/7fhgunk)
On the advice of police, train operator Northern Rail prevented passengers travelling to Shelpey from alighting from the train.
Meantime, a police helicopter and 12 officers on foot (I bet the ones one foot are shitting themselves) are searching the area – without success so far.
[Jeez, why don't our police make full use of modern technology? I did a search of the area using Google and found the friggin lion straight away]
Filming in Tswalu Kalahari Game Reserve in South Africa, Roger de la Harpe hoped to capture 3 lionesses on film by leaving a running camera near a path they regularly patrolled. One lioness, however, took a fancy to the camera and carried it off into the bush . . .
Noah’s Ark was created to provide a home for abused, unwanted, and orphaned children and animals
Visit their website to learn more and find out how you can help support the work they do - http://www.noahs-ark.org/
Meanwhile, here’s a vid of 3 of their ‘rescued’ animals – a lion, a tiger, and a bear, all getting along together
