Posts tagged ‘lion’

January 28, 2014

Enough is Enough

by The Madhatters
August 16, 2013

Lion Con Goes Wong

by The Madhatters

doglionThe USA economy is not in best shape

Neither is that of the UK – or many other countries in the EU

And for all that we hear about China’s economy doing well, in comparison, it seems some businesses there are struggling and being forced to make economies

One has to admire the creative thinking of officials at a zoo in China, who lacked money to buy  a lion

Unfortunately, they didn’t think it through thoroughly

Their cunning plan fell apart – and their ruse discovered – when their ‘lion’ began to bark

Full details here - http://tinyurl.com/letlrxo

March 7, 2013

Practicing Safe Sex in Zimbabwe

by The Madhatters

lion

Me bad ?

This post is just for guys, so any female madhatters – please look away !

Guys, if you live in Zimbabwe or are planning to vacation there and should be lucky enough to find yourself in the bush with a young lady and . . . . well, you know the rest :wink:

Just be careful to practice ‘safe sex’

In Zimbabwe, that means . . .

Step 1 – wear a condom
Step 2 – make sure the lady is on top !

Just saying ! :lol:

What am I on about ?

see – http://tinyurl.com/b5sk3s8

September 20, 2012

Lion ‘attacks’ Woman

by The Madhatters

Kalaripayat is an old martial art practiced in part of India. The various stances are modeled on the form of animals so it probably seemed like a good idea when planning a photo-shoot for Toronto’s Desi Life magazine to incorporate a real lion while Gitanjali Kolanad demonstrated the Simhavadivu (Lion stance)

In hindsight, however, it would have been wiser to demonstrate the Matsyavadivu (Fish stance) ?

May 3, 2012

Lions and Toddlers and . . Oh My !!!

by The Madhatters

This toddler’s parents put a lot of trust in the strength of that glass !

November 7, 2011

Madhatters Find Lion

by The Madhatters

A lion has reportedly been seen near the railway station at Shepley in West Yorkshire (http://tinyurl.com/7fhgunk)

On the advice of police, train operator Northern Rail prevented passengers travelling to Shelpey from alighting from the train.

Meantime, a police helicopter and 12 officers on foot (I bet the ones one foot are shitting themselves) are searching the area – without success so far.

[Jeez, why don't our police make full use of modern technology? I did a search of the area using Google and found the friggin lion straight away]

http://postimage.org/image/sb4a31f5j/

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May 28, 2011

I Spy with my Little Eye

by The Madhatters

Filming in Tswalu Kalahari Game Reserve in South Africa, Roger de la Harpe hoped to capture 3 lionesses on film by leaving a running camera near a path they regularly patrolled. One lioness, however, took a fancy to the camera and carried it off into the bush . . .

May 17, 2011

Help Keep Noah’s Ark Afloat

by The Madhatters

Noah’s Ark was created to provide a home for abused, unwanted, and orphaned children and animals

Visit their website to learn more and find out how you can help support the work they do - http://www.noahs-ark.org/

Meanwhile, here’s a vid of 3 of their ‘rescued’ animals – a lion, a tiger, and a bear, all getting along together

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