Posts tagged ‘porn’

April 16, 2014

No Porn Here, Honest !

by duncanr

sexyoldfart180Pensioners Ann Hayward, 72 and her husband Ron, 75 are in dispute with Virgin over a £900 bill for watching porn

The couple insist they have not downloaded any pay-per-view adult films.

They said the same back in 2009 and 2012, when they refused to pay demands for £190 and then £500 for adult movies – http://tinyurl.com/olsdmxg

P.S. alzheimer’s is a terrible thing, innit?

P.P.S. perhaps the Haywards should password protect their wireless connection?

April 15, 2014

Airline Tweets Porn Pic to Customer

by duncanr

One of the stories grabbing the headlines yesterday was that of a 14 yr old girl posting a stupid tweet to American Airlines – http://tinyurl.com/pblow38

Today, it is another inappropriate tweet that is making the news – this one sent by U.S. Airways customer service to a woman complaining about the late departure of her flight – http://tinyurl.com/ltb2mx7

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P.S. and for those who want to see the unedited VERY GRAPHIC NSFW pic – click here

January 30, 2014

Who’s a Pretty Boy Then ?

by duncanr

pope blesses parrot_200In another sign that Frank is the coolest Pope in a long time, he has blessed the parrot of a male stripper/porn star

Pope Francis, who I am in love with called it ‘a beautiful gift from God’“, said Francesco Lombardi, who uses the stage name Ghyblj (http://tinyurl.com/pss78xc)

P.S. no word on what Frank called the seagull and crow that attacked the two peace doves he released from the Vatican on Sunday (http://tinyurl.com/kp7qvyu)

July 2, 2013

There’s Always Yuan !

by duncanr

man on pcA word of advice to any dirty buggers out there

If you’re going to watch porn at work, try to be discreet !

Don’t do what Yuan did

The poor sod’s about to pay a heavy price for his cock up !

http://tinyurl.com/plu3msf

March 2, 2013

Stolen Porn : The Girlfriend Did It ?

by duncanr

s-ANGELA-MORTON-largeEarlie Johnson had a collection of videos featuring “every African American that’s ever been in porn, from the 70s up until now” stolen from his house last week – http://tinyurl.com/avm8wkw

Police have no leads as to the identity of the thieves

I have my own suspicions

Who thinks his girlfriend junked his porn collection ? :lol:

January 3, 2013

Watching Porn affects STM

by duncanr

porn keyA recent study into short-term memory found that when heterosexual men were . . .

A recent study into short-term memory found . . .

A recent study found . . .

Sorry, I’ve lost my train of thought ! :oops:

[Study details reported here - http://tinyurl.com/agvqomz]

October 7, 2012

Support Boobs : Watch Porn

by duncanr

A Porn site is supporting Breast Cancer Research by promising to donate 1 cent for every 30 videos viewed from their big-tit and small-tit categories during the month of October.

http://www.pornhub.com/event/save-the-boobs

It’s for a good cause, so what are you waiting for (oh, some of you have already clicked the link, have you?) :roll:

August 2, 2012

Man Wants Stolen Sex Toys Returned

by duncanr

A dude posted a heart-wrenching plea on Craiglist for information leading to the return of the van stolen from his shed last Sunday – the van that he was planning to donate to his church.

Oh, and he would also like the return of the sex toys, videos, and porn mags inside the van that were not his, you understand – merely being stored there for a friend

Read ad here – http://postimage.org/image/flmsddzsl/

April 3, 2012

Parish Priest Porn Stick

by duncanr

Oh dear, Father Martin McVeigh has a bit of explaining to do.

Giving a talk to 26 parents and an 8 yr old boy, he popped u USB stick into his PC intending to run a Powerpoint Presentation to help get his message over.

What popped up on the screen, however, was a series of gay porn images.

http://tinyurl.com/c52cnpr

A startled Father McVeigh snatched the USB stick from the PC and fled the room

In a statement to the Press later, Father McVeigh said . .

I don’t know how it happened

Well, I think I can shed some light here, Father McVeigh – it’s called Windows AutoPlay !!!

Go to . . .

March 5, 2012

Pakistani Teenager Lists 780,000 Porn Sites

by duncanr

Credit where credit’s due.

When the Director General, Law and Regulations broadcast an appeal for citizens to help draw up a list of porn sites to be banned in Pakistan, 15-year-old Ghazi Muhammad Abdullah stepped forward to answer the call.

It was a dirty job but Abdullah applied himself to the task and was able to furnish the Director General with a list of 780,000 porn sites that should be banned in Pakistan

Source – http://tinyurl.com/7hjkmkp

P.S. I hope he hasn’t suffered any long-term damage to his eyesight from viewing so many porn sites !

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