They claim these are accidents but . . .
And for dessert, could we perhaps interest sir in a penguin, before he has to catch the train home?
We have plenty to choose from.
There’s some bloody weird goings-on in Yorkshire, ah tell thi’!
Four booking clerks in India face disciplinary action after complaints by rail passengers queuing to buy tickets. It seems 3 of the clerks closed their ticket booths around 2pm Wednesday afternoon and started partying. The remaining clerk on duty disappeared every 2 minutes. When the 100 strong queue waiting to buy tickets complained, he told them to ‘mind their own business’ (though probably not using those words) At which point some would-be passengers contacted the Railway Police