February 12, 2017

The Team

by MH team

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This is the column where, to the palpitating hearts of its female followers and the (understandably) green-eyed jealousy of its male readers, the four administrators responsible for this august organ cast aside their assumed persona and reveal their true identities.

At fastidiously observed, regular sporadic intervals, MH will feature one of its dedicated team along with a true likeness of their real self and a brief glimpse into their awe-inspiring lifestyle – this to be followed up with a more complete profile when they can be arsed.

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This week, experienced Jim and Sid, while cruising the space highways and byways in search of those who had overstayed their parking meter time, or inexperienced Klingon cyclists who strayed out of their lanes, experience a strange experience that they had never experienced before in their whole experience, experienced though they were.

If you would like to share in that experience, or read of experiences that they’ve previously experienced (February 19th, 2017 and March 26th, 2017 in the comments column) then you can read of their experience in the following tale.

Read on . . .

 

April 26, 2017

The Mother With 1,400 Children . . .

by duncanr

282 sons-in-law, 49 daughters-in-law and hundreds of grandchildren

read more about Sindhutai Sapkal herehttp://tinyurl.com/k7oxrhx

April 26, 2017

My Wife Refuses to Enter the Room . . .

by duncanr

it’s only Wednesday but already we have a strong contender for Quote of the Week . . .

The model is so realistic, especially in motion, that my wife refuses to enter the room when it is set-up she feels very uncomfortable around it.

hhmmm, I think ‘uncomfortable‘ may be a bit of an understatement here given this device implies her own performance in this regard is not satisfactory . . . Continue reading

April 26, 2017

Now You Tell Me !

by duncanr

damn, all these years I’ve been doing it wrong – I thought you were supposed to eat the bloody stuff !

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April 25, 2017

Cheap Fix

by duncanr

got a dent in your car?

don’t want to pay a fortune to have it repaired?

buy yourself a dildo . . . Continue reading

April 25, 2017

Caption this . . .

by duncanr

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April 25, 2017

Loo with a View

by duncanr

on two levels, this unique property – comprising bathroom and washing facilities on the ground floor, and ample living and cooking accommodation on the upper floor – has recently come to market

available with vacant possession – no chain – and close to local amenities, this property is sure to attract plenty of interest

potential squatters should visit W.C. Shanks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39693361

April 24, 2017

The Man, the Snake, and the Fox

by duncanr

click the ‘continue reading’ tab to see how story ends . . . Continue reading

April 24, 2017

Holy Shit

by duncanr

if you have been drinking from the ‘sacred pool’ in the Sri Sakorn district of Thailand in the belief it will cure your ailments you might want to think twice about doing so after reading this report – http://tinyurl.com/l9kqtz4

April 24, 2017

Vegan Birth

by duncanr

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April 23, 2017

Problem Solved

by duncanr

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