June 23, 2018

There’s a Catch

by duncanr

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June 23, 2018

Caption this . . .

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June 23, 2018

Make the little bastards work for it

by allthoughtswork

I stopped hanging bird feeders a long time ago due to these pudgy little thieves siphoning off bags and bags of seed from the bird population and my wallet on a monthly basis. Continue reading

June 23, 2018

I love you but I won’t “Like” you

by allthoughtswork

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Let’s be very clear, if you’ve made my day, I’ll tell you. You know, like human beings (used to) do in olden times. I’ll either type it out with punctuation and everything, tell you directly to your face with a smile, or–clutch the pearls!–pick up a phone and actually speak into it.

But I won’t Like anything online. Why? Because the depth of my joy cannot be encompassed and expressed by the click of a button.

Also becauseĀ Facebook is a dick.

June 23, 2018

Sign of the times

by allthoughtswork

No smoking. No littering. No Nazis. NYC subway

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This notice in a New York subway station should be run off a thousand times and posted in every room, on every door, and above every toilet in the White House.

June 23, 2018

Johan van Hulst

by duncanr

Johan van Hulst, who died in March this year, aged 107, was recognised as ‘Righteous Among the Nations’ – a title bestowed by Israel upon non-jews who risked their own lives to save that of Jews during the Nazi Holocaust

although credited with saving the lives of 600+ children, van Hulst said in 2015 – ‘I actually only think about what I have not been able to do.To those few thousand children that I could not have saved

read more about Johan van Hulst here

p.s. compare Johan van Hulst’s attitude and actions towards children with that of the arsehole currently occupying the White House!

June 23, 2018

Welcome to America

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June 22, 2018

Me, Too

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June 22, 2018

How to train a human

by allthoughtswork

Step 1: Be ridiculously adorable.

June 22, 2018

Lava meeting ice or me trying to make butterscotch?

by allthoughtswork

That’s how my pans ended up looking on the first try in 1995, anyway.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on who you ask, me or my pancreas), I went on to perfect the art of burnt sugar chiffon cake with burnt sugar buttercream frosting. (Believe me, it tastes waaay better than it sounds. Duncan Hines can suck it.)

Now I’m keto and have to watch lava on You Tube to relive the drama.