September 3, 2014

Wot’s this ‘ere then ?

by duncanr

Read the comments and find out !

October 1, 2016

Chinese Takeaway

by duncanr

bandaged penisin the years I’ve been scouring the web for weird shit to post on madhatters, I couldn’t tell you the number of times I’ve read reports of guys requiring help from emergency services after getting a ring stuck on their penis – so many that I wouldn’t normally mention the latest dickhead to fall in this category but for one thing, the size of the constricting object!

whereas a curtain ring is a fairly common choice, this chinese guy required hospital surgeons to free his dick after he got it stuck for 2 days in a . . . Continue reading

October 1, 2016

Would I lie to you ? – Well, would I . . ?

by ratty

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I’m sorry that I haven’t been in touch recently, but something quite extraordinary happened to me.
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It was on a perfectly normal sunny afternoon and I was strolling along a little used road, making a visit to one of the outlying local shops to purchase some items for a mouth watering recipe I had mentally concocted the night before.
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I was only vaguely aware of my surroundings, my mind being concentrated on the shopping list of Vinegar, Marshmallow, Heinz Baked Beans, Whiskas and a teaspoon of Baking Soda.
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When . . .

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September 30, 2016

This is how you do it

by duncanr

during a practice round for the Ryder Cup, a spectator who heckled Rory McIlroy for missing a putt – claiming he could do better -was challenged by McIlroy, Stenson, Rose and Sullivan to put his money where his mouth is . . .

September 30, 2016

Trump – Super Careless, Fragile Ego, Extra Braggadocious

by duncanr

September 30, 2016

Something for the Weekend – No 233

by duncanr

I’ve posted this song before here but am minded to do so again following the recent kerfuffle after Facebook banned posting one of the most famous iconic photographs documenting the suffering and horror of the Vietnam war on the grounds it was child pornography

if you want to listen again to previous weekend songs, go to the ‘category filter’ on the side bar and select ‘something for weekend’ from the drop down list

feel free, too, to share a sample of what you are listening to this weekend in a comment to this post

September 29, 2016

Thought for the Day

by duncanr

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September 29, 2016

Thoughts & Prayers App

by duncanr

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September 28, 2016

VW ‘Trailer Assist’ – No Laughing Matter

by duncanr

a man struggles to reverse a horse-box into a yard – much to the amusement of nearby spectators

of course he’s not driving a VW fitted with new ‘trailer assist’ steering feature – so much easier when one is . . .

September 28, 2016

The Cat Man of Aleppo

by duncanr

Mohammad Alaa Aljaleel is known as the ‘Cat Man’ in Aleppo

before war broke out in Syria, he was an electrician, but now Mohammad drives an ambulance ferrying the sick and injured to hospital, and in his ‘spare time’ feeds and provides shelter for cats left behind when their owners fled the city – http://tinyurl.com/z5cyf7h

September 28, 2016

Unrequited Love

by duncanr

I know the feeling . . .

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[rather obviously ‘staged’ but still funny]