February 14, 2020

Something for the Weak End

by ratty

February 12, 2020

Another Joke of the Day

by ratty

Customer in Grocery shop : “2 lbs of Kiddley beans, please.”

Grocer : “Don’t you mean Kidney beans ?”

Customer, in exasperation : “that’s what I said, diddle I ?”

February 10, 2020

TEN REAL FACTS

by ratty

1 – You can’t see your ears without a mirror.

2 – You can’t count your hair.

3 – You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.

4 – You just tried No. 3.

6 – When you did No. 3 you realised that it is possible, only you look like a dog.

7 – You are smiling right now, because you were fooled.

8 – You skipped No. 5.

9 – You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

10 – Have a nice day.

February 8, 2020

Joke Of The Day

by ratty

Did you hear about the French Baker who fell over and landed on a pile of baguettes ?

He survived, but he was in a lot of pain !

February 7, 2020

Something for the lost weekend #406

by NobblySan

There can only be one tune for this one

 

January 30, 2020

For he’s a jolly good fellow

by NobblySan

I always did like Bill.

Untitled

If he proposes it, I’ll second it.

 

January 26, 2020

SFTW #405

by NobblySan

This is beautiful stuff from Peter Hammill.

Just sit back, close your eyes, relax, and listen.

After all, the subtitled lyrics won’t mean much to most people . . .

January 21, 2020

Thank God, we can all now sleep safe in our beds

by sticky

behind bars

No, I’m not referring to Dunc’s alleged disappearance, but the news that Continue reading

January 19, 2020

O come all ye Conspiracy Theorists

by NobblySan

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen; can you please be seated as I call to order this Extraordinary General Meeting of the Guild of Conspiracy Theorists (West Midlands branch)

If it is OK with everybody, I’ll skip the usual formalities such as Apologies for Absence, and get straight to the heart of the matter; namely the disappearance of Duncan ‘BigD’ [surname withheld for legal reasons] from The Mad Hatters blog.

I know, my friends, that in the past you have served the cause well in coming up with some fantastic theories and explanations  for a range of (ahem) ‘events’ of national and international importance – The moon-landings, the lack of trousers on Donald Duck and the apparent inability of The Mighty Villa to win the Premier League being right up there with the best of them.

However, in this latest matter of utmost importance, I must call upon your services one more time to explain away the lack of posts from our scruffy, drunken, bearded, dog-loving friend.

There are obvious explanations that spring to mind, such as:

  1. He’s died
  2. He’s ill
  3. He’s got so fucked off with it that he’s ditched the MH  as a New Year’s Resolution
  4. Him and ‘allthoughtswork’ (also conspicuous by her post-new year absence) have run away together to start a new life in Dudley

However, these are simple and obvious conclusions to which to jump, and clearly the work of a sad and little-used imagination –  I’ll say no more about them.

So, my friends – flex your wrists, crack your knuckles, top up your imaginations with a dose of something alcoholic and get typing!

Time is of the essence.

 

January 16, 2020

Summat fer t’weekend #404

by NobblySan

A bunch of lads from Yorkshire