May 26, 2020

One-Liner Wednesday — #59

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“It’s about the sugar, period. Telling a diabetic an apple is healthier than a cookie is like telling an alcoholic a Bloody Mary is healthier than a shot. Try getting it past your liver.” 

–Me

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May 25, 2020

Meanwhile, it’s gorgeous here and I’m working

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TWITTER HIT: Leigh Loses It & Alex the Cuck's Cousin Allegedly Puts Him on Blast (UPDATE)

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Technically, though, I get to drive up what is arguably the most beautiful stretch of highway in all of Oregon to a job site in the middle of a lovely, private forest full of wildlife and wildflowers and devoid of tourists, so….let’s hear it for landscape designing!

Happy Memorial Day.

 

May 25, 2020

Daily Comedy: “There I am, out there with all the other 50-year-olds, doing our little doom ovals.”

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May 25, 2020

Works = “gets me into Walmart”

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May 25, 2020

Balcony looks exotic

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May 25, 2020

Showering optional

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May 24, 2020

Daily Comedy: Fashion advice from Will and Grace

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May 24, 2020

Blew my stimulus check on coke and strippers

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Blew my stimulus check on coke and strippers

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May 24, 2020

Three snaps in a circle

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Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

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May 24, 2020

It’s the underwire

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Quarantine-Corona-Jokes

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