January 16, 2019

Phil the Pheasant: If you feed him, he will come

by allthoughtswork

Angry, my ass. He’s just responding to treats like anybody would. Take away my coffee and watch the carnage, bitches.

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January 16, 2019

Aluminum + mercury = creepy

by allthoughtswork

January 16, 2019

Some things up

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January 15, 2019

Dressing in layers

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January 15, 2019

Deplorables need to calm the fuck down

by allthoughtswork

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How many bigoted homophobes to you think have separate bathrooms for men and women in their house?

January 15, 2019

Maybe just mouthwash tonight

by allthoughtswork

Don't think I will brush my teeth tonight

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January 15, 2019

The security bag check at the Humane Society is pretty intense

by allthoughtswork

Went To Volunteer At The Humane Society, And The Security Bag Check Was Pretty Intense

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January 15, 2019

Breaking News

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January 15, 2019

Oops!

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January 15, 2019

Florida man threatens to kill neighbor with machete named “Kindness”

by allthoughtswork

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Get it? It’s Florida humor. Continue reading