July 3, 2020

Just in time for the Fourth

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I’ll see that in my nightmares

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Yeah, it’s real. May God have mercy on your pancreas.

July 3, 2020

Target acquired

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Target Accquired

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Commence Operation Steal the Tuna Sandwich

July 3, 2020

Now, THAT’S what I call carry out

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Millions of idiots: “It’s an eagle with a shark!”

Birders everywhere: “That’s one strong osprey.”

Fishermen: “Sumabitch got hisself a haddock just like that.”

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July 3, 2020

Science found a more accurate way to measure a dog’s age

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Apparently, they go from zero to 30 in one year, then taper off. Much like my interest in cellphones.

July 3, 2020

I dunno, I’ve done pretty well with pruning shears, rooting powder, and the cover of darkness

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You can't plant flowers..

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July 2, 2020

100,000 likes or prison?

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Golden opportunity. About to do it, wish me luck

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July 2, 2020

COVID has eliminated yoga fart anxiety

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July 2, 2020

Caption this

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July 2, 2020

Technically, if you’re a missionary, it’s the missionary position

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This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

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July 2, 2020

Sudden memories of college dorm parties….

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I've just discovered that baby owls sleep face down like THIS because their heads are too heavy. Also, I don't think I've seen owl legs before...

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