Booby Trap

by duncanr

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Thieves in Uganda have been using woman with chloroform smeared on their breasts to render their victims unconscious.

A police spokesperson said –

“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him, . . . the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”

Police first became aware of the ploy when a woman they had arrested on a charge of theft made a clean breast of the matter.

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5 Comments to “Booby Trap”

  1. I couldn’t help it, they-were-just-so-comfortable, zzzzzzzzzzz.

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  2. I don’t believe it was comfort you were looking for!

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  3. You’re right, Nosey.

    I wuz looking for a woman to discuss Einstein’s Theory of Relativty with. Someone Intellectually stimulating, who could transgress the normes of accepted codes of theological behavior in a 21st century, and who had nipples like Chapple hat pegs.

    I’m ashamed to say.

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  4. Yawn…. stretch….

    Hello everybody, I must have been asleep for a while back there.

    F*ck me,it’s cold…where’s me shirt?

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  5. Never mind your shirt – where’s your drawers ?

    [We don’t want to get started on the chipolata sausage theme again !]

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