Procrastination and prevarication are two of the most popular past times chez Nosey. While I consider that they are employed, by my family, with the sole objective of raising my blood pressure, academics say ‘NO!’ the reason is in the formula.
U=EV/ID.
“The ‘U’ stands for utility, or the desire to complete a given task. It is equal to the product of E, the expectation of success, and V the value of completion, divided by the product of I, the immediacy of the task, and D, the personal sensitivity to delay. ”
Well that explains it then! I was so impressed that I came up with my very own formula which explains how much chocolate a woman will eat in any given day.
X=CH/(O/C)
X is amount of chocolate, C is the value of laundry tasks to be done, H is number of handbags not bought over the previous year, and O is the snugness of fit of favourite jeans.
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