Proud to be a Bottom Dweller

by duncanr

Thanks to Bearman for creating this badge for the elite group of ‘bottom dwelling bloggers’ who are unlikely ever to be given the nod of approval by WordPress. (Sorry Lynn you can’t join šŸ˜† )

If you want to know what this is all about visit – http://tinyurl.com/3x4dtwn

If you too have a blog that is unoriginal, uses bad language, and crap punctuation – thereby being condemned to be a bottom dwelling blogger on WordPress – you’re in good company (well ‘Frigginloon’ and we at Madhatters like to think we’re good company).

So why not join the growing community of bottom dwelling bloggers? Copy Bearman’s badge to your own blog and post an entry including ‘I’m a Botton Dwelling Blogger’ as one of your tags and Frigginloon will monitor the expected exponential growth in numbers of self-acknowledged shit poor bloggers – if she can be arsed !!! šŸ˜†

18 Responses to “Proud to be a Bottom Dweller”

  1. Ooooh I just love this – could our spades get ANY bigger? šŸ˜†

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  2. http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/categories/bottom-feeder/

    Bwaaahaaaa .. didn’t take long for British Blogs to spot this …… schnigger …..

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  3. Blaahaha Duncan the heading is suppose to be “I’m a Bottom Dwelling Blogger”

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  4. This terminology “bottom feeder” could attract all sorts of unwanted visitors šŸ˜Æ

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  5. Changled to dWeller. Put it on latest post if you want to grap it off there.

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  6. I’d like to be … under the sea … in an octopus’s garden …

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  7. so let me get thsi straight. you all have gone and created this club, designed the logo and all, but i can’t join? wtf? we’ll see who the bottom dweller is now!! šŸ˜¦

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    • Sorry, Lynn, the bottom dweller bloggers society is for the foul-mouthed, illiterate, louts like ‘loon’ that will never meet with Joy’s approval. šŸ™„

      You’re too f*cken posh to be a botton dweller – you can spel wurds the rite way and no when it is appropriate to use a colon rather than a semi-colon – and you don’t litter your posts with lots of !!! or ??? or ‘-‘

      Moreover, you have been featured by Joy. While the rest of us are still crawling along in the primordial mud, you have taken your first faltering steps on the land. You are blazing a trail for the rest of us to follow.

      You are so far above us bottom dweller bloggers now. We are not worthy to be in your company. šŸ˜‰

      P.S. I’ll have a word with loon – perhaps you could become an ‘associate’ member or ‘honorary’ member of the bottom dwellers ? This would entitle you to attend any socials we may hold in the future and grant you the right to buy a round of drinks at the bar but you wouldn’t be able to vote on any of the Society’s policy decisions – such as, whether it’s your turn to buy a round of drinks at the bar !!! šŸ˜†

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  8. …. but your punctuation is always spot on….. how can you possibly qualify?

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