[Hey, loon, can you do this?] 😉
The best man at a wedding in Australia sported a cut to his forehead after being struck by a flying phallus.
The accident happened during the groom’s stag party. He and 8 other men were being ‘entertained’ in a rented apartment by a stripper. She was demonstrating her ability to expel dildos from her body (I’ll let you use your imagination) with some degree of force and accuracy, when one of the dildos travelled 9m across the room to strike the best man on the forehead, drawing blood.
Source . . . http://tinyurl.com/4lc9c2s