Post Rapture Zombie Apocalypse

by duncanr

O.K. all you poor rejects that weren’t ‘good’ enough to ascend into heaven, don’t give up hope. There’s still time. Apparently there’s a 6 month ‘testing period’ after today during which those drunken, debauched, horny, irreligious buggers who didn’t make it in the first draft have a chance to mend their ways and earn enough brownie points to try for the next intake.

Of course, there will be . . .

all sorts of trials (e.g., earthquakes, floods, volcanic eruptions, drought, famine, endless repeats of ‘Come Dancing’ on the TV) during this period to further test the mettle of those left behind after today.

And if that lot wasn’t enough, there’s also the threat of an attack of zombies.

Fortunately, the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) has published advice on how to prepare for and react to any such Zombie attack . . .

7 Comments to “Post Rapture Zombie Apocalypse”

  1. Sheez, guess I’m in the second draft šŸ˜¦ It’s past doomsday and zip, nada, nothing!


  2. OK Dunc, I’m beginning to suspect this Camping dude is full of shit!


  3. Anything happen yet? Have I moved on into another dimension, and I don’t know it?


  4. End of the world!

    I’ve just sold one of the cars, but can’t collect the new one for a week. I’ll have to get a taxi to work.

    Given my Scots ancestry, this sort of expenditure, is just unthinkable.


  5. Are you still there guys? Sheez, what a friggin anti climax šŸ˜¦


  6. I looked for the actual identity of that site–but as far as I can tell it really is the CDC! If I’m correct, what in the hell is the CDC doing posting bullshit like this?


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