Sex Dwarf Eaten by Badger

by duncanr

I only ate this much

No, I’m not making this up

The body of a dwarf who had a small part in porn movies*** has been found in a badger’s sett – partially eaten !

And if that wasn’t odd enough, he looked like the celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay (well he did before the badger ate him)

Source – http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

*** Pssst, Nobbly – if you’re quick, there’s a job vacancy might suit you right down to the ground

8 Comments to “Sex Dwarf Eaten by Badger”

  1. What, you mean Nobbly looks like Gordon Ramsey?

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  2. I think he fucking means he fucking sounds like fucking him.

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  3. It’s a pity it wasn’t the full sized Ramsay that got nibbled by wildlife.

    Mind you, your average badger probably has better taste than to bite that twat.

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  4. What do the Brits think of Ramsay? His show is hard to understand with all the bleeps and all.

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    • Hi Mel,

      I can’t speak for the other 60-something million of us, but this particular Brit thinks Ramsey character as appearing on TV is a loathsome jerk.

      It could be that the bloke himself is a likeable character, who loves his wife and kids and helps little old ladies across the road, but the TV version is an arrogant nobody who has made loutish behaviour and a foul mouth something for young kids to look up to as a part of the route to fame and fortune.

      His TV programmes are corny, poorly scripted affairs in which Ramsey’s obvious acting is so wooden that I believe the Ray Mears once attempted to make a canoe out of him.

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  5. “He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business” I didn’t realize sitting on a bed screwing women was such pressure. The living with them yes…

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  6. Now if he’d been found amongst beavers….

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  7. I had nothing to do with it!

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