Santa Assaulted in Grotto

by duncanr

bastards!

There wasn’t much Christmas cheer in Longton last Friday.

Many children waiting to meet Santa were left disappointed when he fled his grotto after being assaulted by a gang of teenagers who tugged his beard and pulled his glasses off.

[Ho, ho, ho – that’s some kids straight on the naughty list!]

Full Story here – http://tinyurl.com/c4daqfw

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2 Comments to “Santa Assaulted in Grotto”

  1. It all evens out, I guess, as last night three unruly Santas in Mosscastle accosted a young woman (and her grotto, of course).

    Like

  2. We know who’s getting coal this year!

    Like

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