And Jesus said . . .

by duncanr

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11 Comments to “And Jesus said . . .”

  1. And that’s just the start of it, there were numerous other versions that weren’t included in the New Testament because they contradicted what the bishops under Constantine wanted the Christians to hear. There’s even one verse which was included (though I don’t know how it slipped by), in which Jesus states that he is not holy. A man comes up to Jesus, and says, “Good Master…” to which Jesus interrupts with “Why callest thou me good? There is none good but one, that is God.”

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  2. I like the bit where he says: “All right, I am the Messiah! Now fuck off!”

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    • Brian: “You’re all individuals”, Crowd: “Yes, we’re all individuals”,
      Brian: “You’re all different”, Crowd: “Yes we’re all different”, Man in Crowd: “I’m not”.

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  3. Now that’s funny stuff. Irreverent and funny!

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  4. Reblogged this on KANSAS MEDIOCRITY and commented:
    PLEASE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, ESPECIALLY ABOUT RELIGION!

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  5. My mother would love this. My son sent her a “HOLY” CHristmas card and on the front of the card it read,”JESUS IS COMING” , and on the inside it read, “LOOK BUSY”

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  6. I don’t suppose any of the 4 were actually around.

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