Man Wants Foreskin Back

by duncanr

28 yr old Dean Cochrun, a prisoner in a South Dakota jail has recently become aware that he was circumcised as an newborn baby.

Suddenly realising after 28 years that he is not a ‘whole’ man and consequently not had a normal sex life has had a devastating effect on him

“I was recently made aware of the fact that I had been (circumcised) and that … I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person,

He is now demanding the hospital which performed the operation re-attach his missing foreskin

(hhmm, good luck with that, mate!)

and is also asking for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages

(only $1,000? – not been such a great loss to him then!)

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2 Comments to “Man Wants Foreskin Back”

  1. I agree–I’d ask for a 1,000,000–plus a pocket pussy attached to the foreskin.


  2. What do I care?

    It’s no skin off my nose.


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