Man Wants Stolen Sex Toys Returned

by duncanr

A dude posted a heart-wrenching plea on Craiglist for information leading to the return of the van stolen from his shed last Sunday – the van that he was planning to donate to his church.

Oh, and he would also like the return of the sex toys, videos, and porn mags inside the van that were not his, you understand – merely being stored there for a friend

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3 Comments to “Man Wants Stolen Sex Toys Returned”

  1. That’s hilarious. Why can no one ever admit to the missing sex toys being theirs? It’s beyond, I personally have no issue to admitting to the use of sex toys.


  2. hmmmmmmmmmmm.
    why isn’t there a forum on mad hatters for admitting to boasting about use of sex toys?


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