Spot the Gays (and Lesbians)

by duncanr

Some people like oral sex, some don’t. A word of warning though – If you live in (or are visiting) Malaysia, and you belong to the former category, you might want to bear in mind that oral sex carries certain risks . . .

Malaysia frowns on oral and gay sex, describing them as against the order of nature. Under civil law, ‘offenders’, both male and female, can be jailed for up to 20 years, caned or fined. (

So concerned about the incidence of homosexual behaviour is the Government in Malaysia that it . . .is working with teachers (holding seminars) to publicise ways in which gays and lesbians might be recognised – tell-tale signs apparently are that gays tend to wear light clothing and carry large handbags, and lesbians show little interest in men and prefer to hang out with other women

Now, I’n not entirely sure what follows once individuals have been identified as gay or lesbian. A government minister is reported to have said – being able to identify the signs will help contain the spread of the unhealthy lifestyle among the young, especially students.

Hhmm, ‘contain the spread’? I wonder what that entails exactly?

Once the gay and lesbians have been identified, are they to be rounded up, kept separate from the rest of society, prevented from interacting with infecting straight people? In camps, perhaps? Or simply executed?

I rather think that idea has been tried elsewhere before !

As one commentator on the original Guardian article put it . . .

They came for the jews and I did not speak up. Then they came for the gays and I did not speak up. Finally they came for the blow jobs and there was no one left to speak

P.S. if you are gay or lesbian and want to escape detection by the eagle-eyed authorities in Malaysia, follow this simple piece of advice – guys, wear darker clothes and carry a smaller handbag. Girls, become a cock-teaser

One Comment to “Spot the Gays (and Lesbians)”

  1. So trannies and intersexed are fine then?lol


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