Posted on October 18, 2012 at 4:33 am in humor, Picture Post | RSS feed
Now look duncan, I don’t wish to be an ungrateful guest, and I do see the fairness of having a coin-in-the-slot machine to dispense the toilet paper, but charging 10% commission for issuing change is bit much…
So in confession he said he was involved in gun-running, drug smuggling, prostitution, sex-slavery, child-pornography and banking, but he was willing to atone for his sins by depositing 4 billion pounds into our swiss bank account, provided he could get 2 billion back when he moves to London, and you’re seriously asking me what you should do ?
Did you just fart?
Do you want to join my gang ?
I put mine in with my socks
So, which age range do you prefer?
So, it’s got nothing to do with Jesus’s second coming – you’re actually working for Satan? Blimey, I always knew you catholics weren’t being straight with us!
There are ample opportunities in the RC church to practice the ‘laying on of hands’
Anyway, Savile complained that the girl we provided for him in his guest suite wouldn’t suck him off, so we made him a Knight Commander of the Order of Saint Gregory the Great in order to shut him up.
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