F*** This S***! (A List of Things I’ve Learned To Do)

by UniSciKill

For education and job security, you have to be willing to…

1) Be insulted.

2) Talk respectfully to people who just insulted you.

3) Be questioned about everything you do or say repeatedly.

4) Answer questions with complete confidence or say, “I don’t know” over and over until you’ve satisfied the educators’/supervisor’s sick, twisted, and know-it-all egos.

5) Be prepared to be mind f***** everyday.

6) Talked down to all the time.

7) Be mocked to your face and behind your back.

8) Bond with people who you would have never bonded with under any normal circumstances.

9) Learn to swallow your pride. Wait…what’s that?

10) Throw away your self-esteem and health.

…and learn to do this too.

4 Comments to “F*** This S***! (A List of Things I’ve Learned To Do)”

  1. welcome to the real world, eunice 😆

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  2. A few corrections…
    1) Be insulted insulting. The very best insults are recognised by everyone except your victim.
    2) Talk respectfully to about people who just insulted you behind their back
    3) Be questioned about Give long boring answers in excruciating detail about everything you do or say repeatedly.
    4) Answer questions with complete confidence or say, “I don’t know”… questions.
    5) Be prepared to be mind f***** find muck every day.
    6) Be talked down to Get a pair of really high heels.
    7) Be mocked to your face and behind your back. Get on facebook.
    8) Bond with people who you would have never bonded with under any normal circumstances. Carry a tube of superglue.
    9) Learn to swallow your pride whisky neat.
    10) Throw away your self-esteem and health nothing. Keep everything as Evidence.

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