Delhi Police Target Metro Drunks

by duncanr

no drunk indiansBREAKING NEWS

Delhi Police have announced a cunning plan to tackle the problem of drunk passengers on the city’s Metro. Would be passengers will have to take a breathalyzer test. Those who fail will not be allowed to board the train (http://tinyurl.com/breua7s)

That’ll teach the buggers“, said PC Amireet Eejit

FUTURE BREAKING NEWS

Responding to public concern over the recent upsurge in traffic accidents caused by an increasing number of drunken drivers on the road, PC Amireet Eejit said – “We shall be introducing a number of measures to encourage anyone who has had a drink to leave their cars and, instead, take the Metr . . . oh f*ck ! 😳

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