Some dirty bugger has been – once a week for the past 7 months – leaving a pile of shit on the middle of the Misterton village hall car park – and the villagers who have to clean up the mess are pissed off about it
They know the Phantom Shitter of Misterton is human and not an animal because . . .
the pile of crap is too large to be that of an animal
the presence of toilet paper amongst the pile of shit suggests a human rather than an animal perpetrator
when they put up a sign asking the shitter to cease shitting, he (or she) pulled the sign down and shat on that – suggesting the phantom shitter
a) can read and understand English
b) has a sense of humour that would qualify him as a madhatter
[Now far be it for me to state the bleeding obvious but if the villagers in Misterton really want to get to the bottom of this mystery, why don’t they organise a poop patrol to catch the phantom shitter with his (or her) pants down ?]
