Piss Poor Pissers Penalised

by duncanr

Bad news for guys in China who get ‘caught short’ while out and about

Starting next month, If they use a public urinal, they will be fined 100 yuan if they ‘miss’ the bowl

public toilets

Details as sketchy as to how this scheme will operate in practice

Will their be a ‘line judge’

Will goal-mouth technology be employed to measure ‘hits and ‘misses’

Will their be a reduced fine for a piddling misdemeanor  with the maximum fine reserved for a slash that misses the goal by a mile?

Will there be an opportunity to appee-l any fine?

So many questions, few answers

Source – http://tinyurl.com/lfk4j7z

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2 Comments to “Piss Poor Pissers Penalised”

  1. Remind me to sit instead of use the urinal there

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  2. Now you’re really taking the piss!

    Will their be a ‘line judge’ (also, no ‘?’)

    Will their be a reduced fine…

    misdemeanor

    Like

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