Caption this . . .

by duncanr

bad-santa

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3 Comments to “Caption this . . .”

  1. A “Santa M. Claus” was arrested last night for breaking and entering. Police reported that this bearded man climbed in through a chimney with a large sack, filled with presumably stolen items. Witnesses describe him as having “dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, with twinkly eyes, merry dimples, a droll little mouth drawn up like a bow, He had a broad face and a little round belly, He had a broad face and a little round belly,
    That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!”

    He is facing an estimated 12 years.

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  2. suspicious character arrested, accused of entering the country illegally without valid passport or visa

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  3. weirdo with dodgy fashion sense arrested for offering children sweets to sit on his lap

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