Japanese Tits

by duncanr

Some Japanese guys, thinking with their dicks instead of their brains, have come up with a bra they claim can’t be undone unless the woman wearing it is in love.

There is so much that is farcical about this new ‘wonder bra’

For a start, the assumption that increased heart rate can . . . be used as a measure of a woman’s attraction to a man is bollocks.

For instance, heart rate increases for a number of reasons, including exercise, and fear.

The last thing a woman wants, I imagine, when she’s shit scared and running to escape a potential rapist is for her bloody bra to pop open !

Major boob there, guys !

But just in case I’m wrong (it does happen now and again) and women snap up this new bra in their thousands, I have a piece of cutting edge technology to thwart these new bras. Just send £10 to us here at madhatters, guys, and we’ll ship you this handy little tool in plain brown wrapping – http://imgur.com/cb18hPC

It’s a snip at the price !

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2 Comments to “Japanese Tits”

  1. OMG ! Are you suggesting we cut their tits off ?

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  2. It only proves that you can develop an concept that fits the desired end result.

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